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  1. OH: "Mom gives us marshmallows in our cocoa because she loves us." "Mom just wants to keep us quiet." "That's because she loves us."
  2. @rosevalenta Hiya! EBWW group newbie here -- just saw your Twitter username so followed you.
  3. I registered for the Bombeck Humor Writer's Workshop a couple of hours ago. I've been trying for 7 years, finally managed it!
  4. @wftl You suffer frm PBS: polybrowser syndrome. Only known cure is IE in an IV, kinda like chemo but you tear your hair out i/s of lose it.
  5. @pagetx I adore that zoo, especially with smaller kids. The Brazos exhibit is amazing and the kids **love** it. It's their favorite part!
  6. Tuesday trickle-down terrible Monday kill me cold deadlines registration bank account dishes cramps by the dozen. COFFEE. #channellingJoyce
  7. @CandyTX Sending mojo for @tombeau!
  8. @curiousgene He'd just ask why I want another when I don't use the one I've kinda-got.
  9. I think I'm going to ask Santa for a penis this year. Otherwise, all these emails are going to waste.
  10. @lovehound Ennui, apathy and entropy... with a hint of nutmeg. Ayup.
  11. Happy Monday. http://is.gd/57Slq
  12. @gdsjenny @wmharp You both said "pointy." I don't know why I'm finding that so funny.
  13. @AmysFinerThings Ask @allisonstrine and @tiptopsdesigns -- they may not be up and tweeting yet.
  14. @motherbumper Your kid? Rawks.
  15. @CandyTX *lol* I was thinking that yesterday. "Awww, no more Month of Shawn." Because a month of @shawnp0wers is like a month of grins.
  16. RT @AmysFinerThings: Etsy sellers -- send me links to your cyber Monday deals. I'm posting a round-up. :)
  17. @SophiaIsabella Not in a black hole. Just the holida---- oh wait. Yes. Black hole.
  18. I'm sure there's a good circle-of-life sort of reason for the cold weather but, frankly, I'm over it. Why can't we have a triangle-of-life?
  19. DeeDee at dinner: "Want to lick gravy from my armpits?" Me: "Redneck mating call."
  20. @typeamom Awww, that's kind sweet. In a creepy "What's your issue, kid?" way.