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OH: "Mom gives us marshmallows in our cocoa because she loves us." "Mom just wants to keep us quiet." "That's because she loves us."
about 3 hours ago
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@ Hiya! EBWW group newbie here -- just saw your Twitter username so followed you.
about 3 hours ago
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I registered for the Bombeck Humor Writer's Workshop a couple of hours ago. I've been trying for 7 years, finally managed it!
about 4 hours ago
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@ You suffer frm PBS: polybrowser syndrome. Only known cure is IE in an IV, kinda like chemo but you tear your hair out i/s of lose it.
about 10 hours ago
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@ I adore that zoo, especially with smaller kids. The Brazos exhibit is amazing and the kids **love** it. It's their favorite part!
about 10 hours ago
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Tuesday trickle-down terrible Monday kill me cold deadlines registration bank account dishes cramps by the dozen. COFFEE.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Sending mojo for @!
about 11 hours ago
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@ He'd just ask why I want another when I don't use the one I've kinda-got.
10:20 AM Nov 30th
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I think I'm going to ask Santa for a penis this year. Otherwise, all these emails are going to waste.
9:55 AM Nov 30th
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@ Ennui, apathy and entropy... with a hint of nutmeg. Ayup.
9:45 AM Nov 30th
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Happy Monday.
7:34 AM Nov 30th
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@ @ You both said "pointy." I don't know why I'm finding that so funny.
6:41 AM Nov 30th
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@ Ask @ and @ -- they may not be up and tweeting yet.
6:40 AM Nov 30th
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@ Your kid? Rawks.
6:05 AM Nov 30th
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@ *lol* I was thinking that yesterday. "Awww, no more Month of Shawn." Because a month of @ is like a month of grins.
6:02 AM Nov 30th
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RT @: Etsy sellers -- send me links to your cyber Monday deals. I'm posting a round-up. :)
6:01 AM Nov 30th
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@ Not in a black hole. Just the holida---- oh wait. Yes. Black hole.
5:56 AM Nov 30th
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I'm sure there's a good circle-of-life sort of reason for the cold weather but, frankly, I'm over it. Why can't we have a triangle-of-life?
5:55 AM Nov 30th
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DeeDee at dinner: "Want to lick gravy from my armpits?" Me: "Redneck mating call."
6:23 PM Nov 25th
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@ Awww, that's kind sweet. In a creepy "What's your issue, kid?" way.
1:33 PM Nov 25th
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- Name Crystal R R Edwards
- Location Taylor, Texas
- Web http://aff-the-fa...
- Bio Ex-computer geek. Ex-opera singer. Ex-writer. Ex-nice lady. Mom of 3, and a writer again. My biz account is @lonestarva.
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