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  1. Austin could fall through the plateau and land in the aquifer, and KXAN wouldn't cover it til a week later. #not-so-timelyreporting
  2. @coolacid It's not quite the same, unless you sweat, swear, and get grimy. Has to be all three.
  3. Watched @DMEdwards crawl around the attic earlier while trying to figure out what A/C issue is. Men doing fix-it stuff turn me on.
  4. "P-e-t-u-n-i-a." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. Eliz. Swann: [hits skeleton] "Try having anorexia." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. I think I discovered whose dog crapped on my driveway. I'll be making a delivery this evening.
  7. @coolacid I'm considering itn actually. Thought about it while I shopped for groceries. :)
  8. Errands, then coming home and reviewing desktop to see if I can live without it. If so, it's being Edubuntued for my kids.
  9. @lisareid This has me ROFL this morning. Thank you for posting this, hon!
  10. @dynila If YOU don't like the hair change it. Go to a quick cut place and have them tone it or blend with foils.
  11. R/T @markknoller: Foreign Policy Mag is out with 5th Failed States Index. Somalia, Zimbabwe, Sudan & Chad top the list. http://bit.ly/IMtZ6
  12. @wshea I'm kind of hoping Ruby smacks you right now.
  13. @shawnp0wers How on EARTH did you not fire back a semi-blue reply to that? I couldn't have resisted.
  14. Oscar Mayer died. The man who brought Happy to many kids and moms.
  15. NEWSFLASH: He's still dead. He'll be dead for a while. (Can we get on with actual news now?)
  16. @willhampton We'll be done in -- 6 months? Maybe. Depends on how obstinate Tapper is. Can't wait for the end.
  17. @randicramer I know. I can't believe I actually got one, but the thing does work miracles.
  18. Potty-training? The ShamWow and SpotBot are going to be your best friends. I just found a hidden puddle.
  19. @dcagle That was a brilliant cartoon! Thanks for the link.
  20. @willhampton It's sure to rain now. I'm dressed and ready for mowing. Downing this cup of coffee then out to the yard. Get your 'brella.