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  1. @jwheare neckterrine 2 minutes ago from twidroid in reply to jwheare
  2. Yay I have hot coffee in my lap and a heifer eating her third packet of beef hula hoops to my right. #tistheseason about 2 hours ago from twidroid
  3. To save time at security I stripped naked. For some reason they still pulled me aside. about 3 hours ago from twidroid
  4. Ha, I'm in Lulsgate Bottom. Lulz about 3 hours ago from twidroid
  5. Fucking M5 tailgaters littering the side of the motorway at J23. Stopping distance ffs. about 3 hours ago from twidroid
  6. In such a vodafone dead spot here I have forgotten my phone makes calls & does sms. Thank baby Jesus for wifi. about 19 hours ago from twidroid
  7. Gathering wintry fu-el http://twitpic.com/vb19b 4:54 AM Dec 26th from twidroid
  8. @steveroe merry xmas to you both! Sprout crumble today is it? 2:39 AM Dec 26th from twidroid in reply to steveroe
  9. Laxobigging #meaningofliff 3:46 PM Dec 25th from web
  10. @flashboy Happy Christmas! Constipation time yet? 3:35 PM Dec 25th from web in reply to flashboy
  11. The Thing That Was Previously Inside Me is now Outside Me. 11:25 AM Dec 25th from twidroid
  12. Post-dinner yawnage. Can haz presrnts yet? 8:56 AM Dec 25th from twidroid
  13. Breakfast so far consists of 5 pretzels, two glasses of champagne & a whisky. Hai 5:56 AM Dec 25th from twidroid
  14. Someone's watching Xmas Eastenders. An endless dirge of shouting & conflict. Merry Fucking Christmas. 5:34 AM Dec 25th from twidroid
  15. #followfriday @starofbethlehem 2:35 AM Dec 25th from twidroid
  16. Spooks: What security services would be like if there were only five people working in MI5. #unconvincing 1:47 PM Dec 24th from twidroid
  17. Deep & crisp & even, sir? Ooh. 12:56 PM Dec 24th from twidroid
  18. @tomtaylor also remember to take into account the planet moving through space 12:53 PM Dec 24th from twidroid in reply to tomtaylor
  19. @JoeTheDough quite. But is it my lack of xmas spirit and compassion for those still at work which is lacking? 11:14 AM Dec 24th from twidroid in reply to JoeTheDough
  20. Not sure why people send Christmas wishes on linkedin at 5pm on xmas eve. 10:58 AM Dec 24th from twidroid