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crouchingbadger

  1. @RdgGeek Right, I've written it down. Now I might stand a chance of getting to one. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to RdgGeek
  2. @JamieDempster It's a new workout like Pilates or Zumba! Or bhangracise. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to JamieDempster
  3. @RdgGeek It's on again already? Blimey! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to RdgGeek
  4. @darwin are you anywhere near @libbymiller ? She's just described a troop of gibbons on her train from Bristol. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to darwin
  5. "A Better Amercia" with Tippa Irie, live from Birmingham. youtube.com/watch?v=9rxUdP… about 3 hours ago via YouTube on iOS
  6. @flashboy @sebcameron it's appealing to the Rastafarian. Lord a' merci a. Or maybe West Mercia Police? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to flashboy
  7. @davidhughes you should totally get a PA about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to davidhughes
  8. @richardwiggins @claypole heh, you ask for an integer. I suspect it's going to read more like pi. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to richardwiggins
  9. @richardwiggins oh Richard! We say windscreen over here old chap. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to richardwiggins
  10. @dunstan @metagrrrl @nolancaudill I keep imagining Command & Conquer's fog of war. Can it have tanks? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to dunstan
  11. Remember Sammy Jankis about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. <Enigmatic tweet about comedy domain name> about 18 hours ago via web
  13. @garethesque You could do one. It'd be based on a train. You could call it The Gareth Watkins Riddles or something else contrived to GWR. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to garethesque
  14. This: youtube.com/watch?v=Gwc45C… L'ho acchiappata, l'ho frullata e ne ho fatto una frittata about 23 hours ago via web
  15. @iamdanw @antimega I'd sell you mine. But I can't. I'd be killed instantly by a Revenue Recovery Enforcement Drone. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to iamdanw
  16. Oh well, I just blew past my 20,000th tweet. I'm glad @twitter saved them all. Oh. about 24 hours ago via web
  17. The Davina Code? about 24 hours ago via web
  18. @garethesque Teh Davinci Code? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to garethesque
  19. @mjays Perhaps I need sliders for each. :-) I'm sure mix live data can't be far off. Maybe slightly delayed since it's market data. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to mjays