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Soca - the happy hardcore of caribbean musicabout 5 hours ago from txt
After seeing the other resorts we decided we've won *smug mode engaged*about 7 hours ago from txt
Playing join the dots with my mosquito bites.5:01 AM Jul 3rd from txt
Sun sets unnervingly early so far south. Like 6:30pm early. Still hotter than satan's crotch though.4:00 PM Jul 2nd from txt
One of the night insects sounds like someone pressing buttons on our cordless phone.3:58 PM Jul 2nd from txt
We now have two cats: Five Star & 3 star. I basically saved Mrs Badger from being a mad cat woman.5:53 AM Jul 2nd from txt
It could be hard to answer the twitter imperative this next week. Mostly: nothing much10:43 AM Jul 1st from txt
Super chilled. Warm rain and gentle breezes6:59 AM Jul 1st from txt
30 mins into the holiday and mrsbadger befriends a local cat6:18 PM Jun 30th from txt
Taking the fuck off. Let the seat kicking commence.2:21 AM Jun 30th from txt
Boiling noisy gate stress. Can haz beach yet?1:17 AM Jun 30th from mobile web
He's got fido dido hair11:40 PM Jun 29th from txt
Checking the fuck in11:25 PM Jun 29th from mobile web
Oh hai, post-wedding lergy8:23 PM Jun 28th from txt
is married! Yay1:43 AM Jun 28th from txt
Right. I won't be needing you twitterers for a while so you can all have a massive holiday.4:36 PM Jun 26th from mobile web
Getting all emotional compiling the music.5:41 AM Jun 26th from web
Panic!4:20 AM Jun 26th from txt
Shit too much to do1:48 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
Here goes the last night in my own bed as an unmarried man.4:41 PM Jun 25th from web