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Wife's HS reunion was last night. Attending someone else's reunion is weird. about 1 hour ago from dabr
RT @mickeyscrew: If your friends aren't following us on here, hit them with a pipe. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
@ayshneck That sounds amazing. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ayshneck
@kicksavetwenty That's probably the safer move. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kicksavetwenty
@kicksavetwenty Is there video? about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kicksavetwenty
@5States Sounds like it's time for some paperwork to have a horrible shredder accident. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to 5States
@ayshneck It was definitely in a place like that, where humans fear to tread. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ayshneck
@ayshneck No, wait. I think it was at Hot Topic. We found it shopping for my sister, who has no taste. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ayshneck
@ayshneck It is a onesie. Can't remember where I found it. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ayshneck
http://twitpic.com/qvahq - and it's true. 5:40 AM Nov 25th from TwitPic
Being right never gets old. || RT @crotch_jenkins: Fuck you, Purell-wielding freaks. http://bit.ly/6ZUPT8 #parenting #kids 5:20 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
Fact: I started smoking the day after I went away to college. I blame this entirely on my family. 5:17 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
@Jeepsterette So? 4:39 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Jeepsterette
@Jeepsterette nah, I have a different one. It might not actually be dead, but it seems to be exhibiting a bizarre problem. 4:34 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Jeepsterette
Fuck you, Purell-wielding freaks. http://bit.ly/6ZUPT8 #parenting 4:34 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@equilibriumgirl Shannon Selberg screamed way weirder shit than that. 2:13 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to equilibriumgirl
It is time to listen to The Cows. 2:09 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@wannabemenotu Meanwhile, the other one tells people her princess dolls are taking their truck to go build their castle. 1:50 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to wannabemenotu
Now is the time to introduce the baby to the #Melvins. Mainly because her mother's not home yet. 1:46 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@wannabemenotu Looks that way. The baby already likes beer. 1:38 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to wannabemenotu

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Name crotch_jenkins
Location Brooklyn, NY
Web http://pastadivin...
Bio I am awesome. I make shit happen at PastADivingJeter.com and StabEverything.com. Also, I like pooping.

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