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CrookedWords

Just put a folded $100 dollar bill on the table and told my girlfriend to attempt "the trick." She said no. #lame about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
ReallistQuotes It's better to be alone rather than be with someone who makes you feel like you're alone. about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by CrookedWords and 69 others
Better off with all three. “@SincerelyTumblr: Some people want drugs, some people want sex. Honestly, all I want is you.” about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Slow night so long, she's absolutely wasted. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Fap fap fap fap fap. 5:38 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Paul McCartney has become a caricature. 8:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Goodbye tree percolator. You will be missed. #brokenglass #brokenheart 6:15 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
When did I blindly subscribe to every writers' quotes? 1:25 PM May 25th via web
littlemandy401 When you buy Plan B the pharmacist absolutely should not say "good luck" to you. #weird 1:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CrookedWords
Is it any surprise that you feel so overrun? When all this time you had no one to tell you how to love. 6:49 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Why is it always after midnight when you wonder if you're doing the right things with your life? #insomnia 9:14 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Lyme disease medicine blows. 2:09 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
DadBoner Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys. 7:26 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by CrookedWords and 379 others
rxchoi I still think every van and trailer I see is a band on the road. 11:55 AM May 16th via UberSocial for Android Retweeted by CrookedWords and 18 others
Dear allergies, You suck. A lot. Kthxbye. 1:24 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
Between a rock and a hard place. 1:11 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Sucker. instagr.am/p/KoIw7crtOS/ 5:27 PM May 14th via Instagram
Mothers day dog sitting. instagr.am/p/KlmMmULtJu/ 5:46 PM May 13th via Instagram
You come to and it's time to go, but you're sitting on a couch you've never seen before, with 34.5 reasons keeping your feet on the floor. 9:20 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
alexanderdeleon i don't care if you have a pretty face. at some point you have to prove that there's more. great faces wrinkle... great hearts don't. 11:35 PM May 8th via Echofon Retweeted by CrookedWords and 1056 others

Name Glenn Kendzia
Location Boston/Los Angeles
Web http://www.facebo...
Bio Piano-based alternative rock with haunting lyrics, full of over-analyzing. Think Death Cab for Cutie and Copeland, spooning on a soft bed in a haunted house.