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crookedparasite

  1. MIB cubed. about 11 hours ago via Samsung Mobile
  2. The thunder goes BA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about 16 hours ago via Samsung Mobile
  3. Olive garden get in my belly. 10:11 AM May 28th via Samsung Mobile
  4. ''Here's your hockey puck'' 9:58 PM May 27th via Samsung Mobile
  5. Hear new Lil Wayne song. Wishes death would strike. 7:54 PM May 27th via web
  6. You think youre cooler then me. 1:25 AM May 27th via Samsung Mobile
  7. Its crazy just seeing shit that's changed. 12:44 AM May 27th via Samsung Mobile
  8. Capt Jacks! 2:11 PM May 26th via Samsung Mobile
  9. Lost the memory card to my phone when I threw it earlier. Radesome. 8:56 PM May 25th via web
  10. I wish I thought outside the box more. 8:06 PM May 25th via web
  11. My mom is more excited for the Look Right Penny show tomorrow then I am. Which is saying alot. 7:33 PM May 25th via web
  12. Running has become my new favorite thing to do. I think about so much. My goals. Need to focus and keep that ambition high. 7:06 PM May 25th via web
  13. Its Friday. I want to go out and do some yolo activites. While dressed up as Drake. 10:15 AM May 25th via Samsung Mobile
  14. Today I've been thinking about my freshman and sophomore years. This whole getting older thing is so strange to me. 7:28 PM May 24th via web
  15. The rain sounds like pebbles against my window. Holy shit nature, calm your tits! 3:15 PM May 24th via web