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crookandvillain

Today I didn't do anything I was supposed to, namely basil planting & learning to drive. I still feel pretty good about myself. #Goodnight about 4 hours ago via web
(Possibly while planning my future wedding. On the oceanside. In Oregon. Just kidding. Sort of.) about 4 hours ago via web
I made a super epic grooveshark playlist and I've listened to it, oh, 80 times in a row. #PantslessDanceParty about 4 hours ago via web
@ChrisBrett Look at that face! I can barely handle it. If I haven't said it before, I'm SUPER jealous of your work environment, Christopher. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to ChrisBrett
(Granted, a lot of this is regurgitated snark for the sake of snark, but there are some real gems amid all the pettiness.) 1:54 AM May 29th via web
Best comment ever: "Seriously, it's gotten to the point where Elsie's feet are more recognizable to me than my own." 1:53 AM May 29th via web
Now that I have discovered GOMI, I will probably stay up all night reading snarky threads about every blog. I'm so tired, but I can't stop! 1:52 AM May 29th via web
hustlin' 9:00 AM May 28th via web
@afoxnamedkamal I might be coming to Portland (again!) in June. I just thought you should know. 12:21 AM May 28th via web
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, INTERNET. 12:20 AM May 28th via web
@markeburge I imagined this was the face you made. i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/… 12:17 AM May 28th via web in reply to markeburge
#ShakesFistsAtHeavens 12:10 AM May 28th via web
dreamhost, you're ruining my life. #arg. 12:00 AM May 28th via web
One day I'm going to have to organize my bookmarks. I'm not looking forward to that day. 10:33 PM May 27th via web
<-- new temporary/forever twit-pic. 10:14 PM May 27th via web
You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass. youtube.com/watch?v=tl9yP_… 9:52 PM May 27th via web
Free Shipping on Venndiatry Prints wp.me/pxkcX-Lt 6:59 PM May 27th via WordPress.com
Hey internet! If you wanted to snag a #venndiatry print, now's your chance! Free shipping worldwide! Spread the word. society6.com/crookandvillain 6:54 PM May 27th via web
It is undeniably idiotic that @translink doesn't own translink.COM. Seriously, translink? First my bus doesn't show up, and now this? 10:10 AM May 27th via web
Whatever happened to Freddie Prinze Jr.? #RelivingMyTeenageYears 9:51 PM May 26th via web

Name Rachel Dian
Location Vancouver, British Columbia
Web http://crookandvi...
Bio Graphic designer, arts & crafter, typography enthusiast, cat cuddling champion. Let's make pretty things together. http://racheldian.com