cromnac
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@ man, Hodor has this shit figured out.
about 24 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to gabrielenguard
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Cooked haloumi. You want some haloumi? Yeah you do. It's the delicious cheese with the funny name.
10:10 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Damn it DC Comics app, I want to buy your things. Why are you making it hard for me to buy your things?!
6:48 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ don't tell me such scary things!
9:57 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Jamwa
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Titles for short stories I'll write later: Lock, Stock and a Bunch of Cunts having Cunt Troubles.
9:52 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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Just helped a blacksmith find the courage to beat wife's brains out with a hammer as she turned zombie, teaches real life lessons.
4:21 AM May 20th
via web
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I want to start a T-shirt brand called Hit Your Kids. No I don't have any idea why.
1:04 AM May 20th
via web
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Ah yes, the writer's cramp Vs hard liquor stage of chasing a deadline. Welcome back.
11:49 AM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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My housemate is damn brave. She is allergic to agave yet willingly shares a floor with me. I think I sweat tequila these days.
2:28 AM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I don't know what all the fuss is about. If servers didn't crash at least every few hours, I'd never get any work done.
8:51 PM May 15th
via web
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Listen, I know you're just doing your job, but Error 37? You and I are enemies now.
12:35 AM May 15th
via web
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My local Nightowl has Jolt Cola back in stock. Someone call Obama, everything is going to be fine.
11:44 PM May 12th
via Twitter for iPhone
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A customer just asked me "Where do you buy hookers from?" "From a brothel." answered I. I can only assume they're finishing a crossword.
9:26 AM May 11th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The perfect gift for the child you hate:
11:23 PM May 8th
via web
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@ god speed, brave one.
12:00 AM May 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Nat_Crouch
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Had grand plans for a potato and cauliflower Indian curry, but pay is late thanks to labour day. Mi'goreng and eggs it is!
11:59 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If it ends in QUT and is on the Internet I assume it it some form of gay pride float.
11:20 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Damn it Rebecca, when you try to make sense of it, the Joker wins!" What do normal couples argue about?
10:11 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Today I plan to make a folder titled "Porn" on my dropbox and fill it with pictures of libraries and armour.
7:21 PM May 8th
via web
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Just spent about 10 minutes looking through the cupboard for sugar...
10:16 PM May 7th
via Instagram
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- Name cormac
- Location Brisbane, AU
- Bio Bartender with a writing problem. Hippy, artist, gamer. Brisbane journalist for AustralianGamer.com
Tweets do not necessarily represent anything interesting.
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