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crocpunch

  1. Motherfuckin' cocksuckin' dirty bastard whore, bitchcunt shitball douchenozzle cumslurping asshole. P.S. I didn't steal this tweet about 19 hours ago via web
  2. They say all food babies are beautiful, but I think that's a lie. 11:26 AM May 25th via web
  3. @MinutesofMayhem Crappy drawings and a bunch of dirty words strung together as tweets gets you 16K followers, that's pretty overrated to me. 5:13 PM May 24th via web in reply to MinutesofMayhem
  4. @MinutesofMayhem He is possibly the most overrated tweeter ever. Wow, swear words. Like that's never been done before. 4:53 PM May 24th via web in reply to MinutesofMayhem
  5. If my wife thinks that she can get away with playing NSync videos just because I want sex, well...she's right. 8:39 PM May 23rd via web
  6. As a native Minnesotan, there's nothing I love more than staring at the weather radar when there's a storm coming. 4:31 PM May 23rd via web
  7. It's World Turtle Day. FYI - A turtle is a hockey player who starts a brawl then skates away, so I'd just like to say Happy Sean Avery Day! 10:54 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  8. Eugene Polley, the inventor of the TV remote control, died today. Unfortunately, his body has gone missing. 1:08 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  9. I'm too depressed to celebrate World Goth Day. 11:32 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android