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CrizzleFurZoo

  1. I am taking a VCR programming class tonite... I'm a little nervous but I know its gonna be fun.
  2. My beanbag chair only has 1 giant bean in it.
  3. My favorite porn is called assballs. It's a gay porn.
  4. I heard Dick Clark died. no homo.
  5. So psyched for next weeks waterboarding tournament next week in Newport Beach!
  6. It's seems coffee shops are the best place to find free wience-fiction novels, right?
  7. You look like the kind of guy who would make great fart noises.
  8. Totally just realized that all my favorite scenes from movies are montages of people cleaning especially after a really awesome party scene.
  9. Not to sound like a lame foodie but I just picked the best eggs from my egg patch. Eggs & bacon root, yum!
  10. If I could remember what the drug called paxil does there's a high chance I'd come up with a joke with the punch line paxil rose.
  11. Ordered a sweet trench coat online...turns out it was a bathrobe!
  12. When people make fun of me they call me you.
  13. I can't believe that you can actually get a ticket for being black on a Tuesday.
  14. I read that Stephen hawking cheated on his wife in US magazine
  15. My favorite Christmas song is We Shall Overcome
  16. First volleyball lesson next week... Best Christmas gift! So excited!!!
  17. Steven wonderful had to change his name to Stevie wonder because he was ashamed of being Jewish.
  18. Taking my son waterfishing next week, any good boat suggestions?
  19. What's your favorite animal? Mine is a cricket.