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criticalbill

  1. @subedited always thought Giles had got confused between subeditors and submissives 9:35 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to subedited
  2. Just noticed i confused my w(o/a)nderings in a tweet yesterday, altho in my favour saying psychiatrics wonder the streets is quite poetic 9:26 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  3. No matter if i work or don't, my bank account seems to remain utterly flat and featureless, the lone and level sands stretching far away... 4:31 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  4. Woke up to two emails demanding overdue bills of £1000, makes me hanker for the days of hotmail spam 4:30 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  5. As i get older i'm increasingly struck by the number of psychiatrics wondering the streets 2:18 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  6. #manonwire What makes more than anything is that, in this day when you can cgi anything, there isn't any film footage. Also the wirewalking 3:25 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  7. It sounds like comedy, but the actual words... 2:09 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  8. On reflection, maybe I've just lost my sense of humour, its like watching something in another language 2:04 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  9. Christ and that was before Michael mcintyre came on #offbutton 1:47 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  10. Another god awful "comedy gala" on C4, comedy is like rock c.1974 at the moment, badly needs a year zero punk cleansing 1:43 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  11. Now if the Chelsea have any sense someone'll use my old idea and open a luxury VIP Drog Bar near their stadium 1:53 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  12. Baby sons been crying all match - its either colic or the sound of Clive Tyldesley's utter drivel driving him mad ... moneys on the latter 1:41 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  13. #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithBacon Great British Bake On 12:00 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  14. #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithBacon Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Bacon Bacon 11:59 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  15. #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithBacon Raiders Bacon The Lost Ark 11:55 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  16. #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithBacon Star Wars: Bacon New Hope 11:54 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  17. Trying to watch champions league final. My baby cried until i turned it off #gooner 11:35 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  18. Love the way Roy Keane looks at the Adrian Chiles like he's scraped him off his shoe 11:19 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android