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Critic1

  1. "Do you realize ... that you have such a beautiful face?" #flaminglips #WayneCoyne
  2. @waynecoyne Fake semen: There's an easier way. Hair conditioner.
  3. @HugeJaffro You too!!!
  4. Good news for all you MAID-RITE junkies: bit.ly/KdN2aO
  5. I think I'm one of eight people in Utah who didn't win a Best of State award. #paytoplay
  6. There once was a horse from Nantucket... RT @HopeWoodside: @fox13now I love cowboy poetry! Heard it first from Texas cowboys! Giddy up
  7. Awesome in the way only Wayne Coyne can be. RT @waynecoyne: Cool!! More blood ... twitvid.com/8C2NH
  8. The sous vide experiments: bit.ly/JnLlJf
  9. Time to get on board with Zucca Trattoria cooking classes, taught by one of Utah's most amazing chefs: Elio Scanu. bit.ly/JnFALu
  10. Your clothes make ME look like a dick. RT @robhuebel: My clothes make me look like a dick.
  11. Spring flu: check. Kidney stone: check. Wasp sting: check. Not one of my better weeks. #glasshalfempty
  12. Ha! RT @AlbertBrooks: Obama backs gay marriage. Romney backs 1940's meaning of gay.
  13. Poor man's Chateaufeuf-du-Pap blanc: bit.ly/ID3FKf #TablasCreek
  14. Only 50 hours to go! Dark Shadows Trailer (Tim Burton): youtu.be/wpWvkFlyl4M via @youtube
  15. Jiro Dreams of Sushi opens tomorrow at the Tower Theatre. It's delicious. bit.ly/JFG7GR #sushi
  16. Wines for those of us without Screaming Eagle incomes. bit.ly/IvMD55 #Heron
  17. The New Yorker is rocking a really great Primavera menu. bit.ly/IKpQ1P
  18. Midway Magic: perfect pizza & bodacious bagels! bit.ly/JFPxTY #HeberValley #MargheritaPizza #MontrealBagel
  19. Cheesy spuds, anyone? bit.ly/IRzgtt
  20. Ha! RT @AlbertBrooks: Obama says Secret Service not needed in upcoming Bangkok trip.