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  1. crissangelmyth: criss is a bigger douchebag than Kanye West. Truth: it's hard to be a bigger douchebag than Kanye West. Seriously. Try it. 9:26 AM Sep 15th from web
  2. criss angel myth: he wears enough jewelry. 11:25 PM Sep 2nd from web
  3. crissangelmyth: he's above shilling his own shows on MSN http://bit.ly/2mknCM 10:18 PM Sep 2nd from web
  4. criss angel myth: he has better hair than houdini. 10:17 PM Sep 2nd from web
  5. criss angel myth: he looks good in a stocking hat 4:48 PM Aug 27th from web
  6. criss angel myth: he was also a Michael Jackson sperm donor 2:40 PM Aug 27th from web
  7. @vdalumkm1860 - thanks for spreading the word! 2:35 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to vdalumkm1860
  8. criss angel myth: he hates children. quite to the contrary - criss LOVES babies . . . FOR BREAKFAST!!! 2:24 PM Aug 27th from web
  9. criss angel myth: he's not happy to see you - that's actually a roll of quarters in his pocket 8:49 AM Aug 27th from web
  10. okay, so that last one was supposed to read "election" not erection, though i doubt he voted for that either! 11:48 PM Aug 26th from web
  11. criss angel myth - he voted in the last election. he's totally apathetic! 11:45 PM Aug 26th from web
  12. @LisaVequinox - criss angel knows what he did 11:15 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to LisaVequinox
  13. criss angel myth - he recycles. he throws all that shit in the garbage! 11:13 PM Aug 26th from web
  14. criss angel myth - he's updated past IE6 11:09 PM Aug 26th from web
  15. criss angel myth - he could levitate my fat ass 11:06 PM Aug 26th from web
  16. criss angel myth - he's dating Jon Gosselin, regardless of what that haircut is saying (thanks @spicypants for inspiring that one!) 10:56 PM Aug 26th from web
  17. criss angel myth - he's a biker. really, you can go to Hot Topic and JC Penneys and get the same outfit. beard sold separately! 10:53 PM Aug 26th from web
  18. criss angel myth - criss meant to spell his name that way. actually he wanted chris. DAMN YOU EAST MEADOW HIGH SCHOOL! 10:48 PM Aug 26th from web
  19. criss angel myth - @streko borrowed the three wolves from criss 10:45 PM Aug 26th from web
  20. criss angel myth - he'll give you herpes. we're still waiting for the test results. 10:43 PM Aug 26th from web
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  • Bio My Mind Has Been Freaked! and by freaked i mean molested.
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