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Not sure if you heard, but I smashed my nards while levitating the other day. Gotta be manly RT @MeghanVee Fluttering's so much manlier.9:38 PM Nov 13thfrom Twitterrific
I've hidden two pairs of Believe tickets in my pants. First two people to make them reappear get to go.11:22 AM Nov 12thfrom Twitterrific
Does that mean I get to pull another rabbit out of your hat? RT @hughhefner Anyone who thinks this season of GND is like the past is right.5:20 PM Nov 11thfrom Twitterrific
Hey, paid actors count as an audience. RT @waffleface That was probably just a figment of your mindfreak. There never was an audience.4:56 PM Nov 11thfrom Twitterrific
I literally just levitated right into a streetlight outside the Luxor. Guess I won't be having children any time soon.4:38 PM Nov 11thfrom Twitterrific
That's the nicest thing I've heard from a woman not called "mom" in the last week. RT @gingerninja90 here love, have a mindkerchief.5:15 PM Nov 2ndfrom Twitterrific
As cool as levitating is, flying first class is way cooler. I can't check luggage and order five cocktails while levitating.3:50 PM Oct 28thfrom Twitterrific
Damn, just crashed my lambo into a fire hydrant while tweeting. Have to levitate over to a mechanic.4:18 PM Oct 27thfrom Twitterrific
Probably make a few ladies disappear into my suite. The usual. RT @themeredithann are you going to do anything special for the birthday?4:15 PM Oct 27thfrom Twitterrific
I've seen a lot of peep shows in my day. Believe is one big giant peep show. RT @NikkiSuicidal have you seen Fantasy or Peep Show yet?4:12 PM Oct 27thfrom Twitterrific
