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  1. Every time someone is described as having been on a "journey", a kitten somewhere dies. #scd
  2. Pro dance to Lady Gaga. So much for the useless music gimp who said this was too electro to be used for a routine. #scd
  3. And Ricky trumps Chris's one-handed lift with a no-handed lift. Hard to say who will win right now. #scd
  4. Got to hand it to Chris: that was a great routine and the one-handed lift was brilliant. He's held his own tonight. #scd
  5. Cha cha chest from Ricky. Hot stuff. Darcey's channelling Arlene. She's just not pervy enough to pull it off. #scd
  6. "A cheeky Argentine Tango for old times' sake"? That's not a euphemism then, Ricky? #scd
  7. Chris was sticking his tongue out for England. Fantastic Charleston. But please, no need to apologise for such mild innuendo. #scd
  8. Oh piss off Moyles you hateful douchebag. Sticking yourself in the audience just to be on TV again. Am sure it's not through a love of #scd
  9. Back with #scd and time for the comedy highlight of this series.
  10. Hmm. Drawmaster Matt sounded quite sexy just now.
  11. Everyone's gone orange in Casualty. Maybe it's been relocated to Liverpool. #scd
  12. In the world of Casualty, northern accents = incompetence and/or drug addiction/general squalor.
  13. Keith Barron on Casualty. Reminds me & my housemate of being sat next to him in Countdown audience last year.
  14. After Joe in #xfactor and then #glee, am really hoping one of the finalists does their showdance to Don't Stop Believin' #scd
  15. Brucie and Alesha: a musical mismatch made in purgatory. #scd
  16. Jade's tango: utterly amazing. The best finalist Strictly never had. Even more gutted now that she had to pull out. #scd
  17. Craig Kelly: Nice Face, Shame About The Legs. #scd
  18. Aah, they played Heartbreak (Make Me a Dancer) by Sophie Ellis-Boxface over the week Zoe got knocked out. #scd
  19. Order of ritalin for Mr Tonioli. #scd
  20. The lindyhop-off was good. So are my mince pies. #scd