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Where can I buy a car in Denver without getting defiled by the sales manager? They really think women are stupid!!8:40 PM May 29thvia Twitter for Android
VicLombardiSkipped Rockies game to go watch The Dictator. Hilarious. Three thumbs up. If you're into that kinda humor.8:33 PM May 18thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by crislm33 and 1 other
NotBillWaltonAfter Kobe said he doesn't flop earlier in the week, he's flopped 3 times tonight. Even Mitt Romney thinks that was an excessive flip flop.9:29 PM May 18thvia EchofonRetweeted by crislm33 and 89 others
hwinkler4realIT DOES NOT matter if we know the moms we send happy wishes too or not >>>>
it is still the hardest job on the earth.. being a MOM !!!!!8:59 AM May 13thvia webRetweeted by crislm33 and 233 others
denislearyI thought attachment parenting was when my mom hit me in the head w the 8 inch long metal serving spoon attached to her hand.3:07 PM May 11thvia Twitter for iPhoneRetweeted by crislm33 and 332 others
NotBillWaltonGeorge Karl shakes his head in utter disbelief, wondering how his pesky Denver Goonies won that game without resorting to ill timed hijinks!10:24 PM May 8thvia webRetweeted by crislm33 and 12 others
MARLONLWAYANSπ°πππ³ππππππ that's the emotions I felt watching the last two minutes of this Laker game. Pooh that hate was powerful tonight10:24 PM May 8thvia EchofonRetweeted by crislm33 and 93 others
"@bflay: Gemologist in the Derby tomorrow. Wins by a 1/2 length over Take Charge Indy, Union Rags 3rd, Bodemeister 4th" um, I don't think so5:30 PM May 4thvia Twitter for Android