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It's days like today still bruising my mind that eliminates hope that I will write anything worth spit. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
Want dot. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
@BiblioBrat re: The Prisoner. So are the people in the "utopia" having so much shared reality? Aren't individuals' dreams independent? about 15 hours ago from web in reply to BiblioBrat
How to win an Oscar: Play a character who is mildly mentally retarded or a white woman that "saves" a minority. about 15 hours ago from web
@RedheadWriting Just imagine what they don't share. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to RedheadWriting
I guess http://michael.crisatunity.com is the new home of the my crap I write. I strongly recommend wearing golashes. about 16 hours ago from web
@gordonkeith Only in "seasoned" ramen noodles. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to gordonkeith
Great article! I think Claude Vordell articulates exactly what is wrong with educated Americans' attitudes in public. (http://219l.sl.pt) about 21 hours ago from web
My only birthday wish is that I receive a formal apology for The Breakfast Club from those responsible. 6:16 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
The Cowboys offense hasn't found it's penis for a game and a half. Perhaps they should be renamed the Dallas Eunichs. 11:41 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
Post Zero Gravity. Require noodles and Sprite. http://pic.gd/e60094 6:10 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
@BiblioBrat I think you should. Someone has to explain The Prisoner to me or some one has to pay for me losing 5 hours of my life. 3:22 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter in reply to BiblioBrat
The last update was from @DestiniTheGreat on why you should get a free debit card instead of the fee-laden prepaid "Rush Card". 3:17 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
"You can fuck one bank in the ass until it is bleeding and move on to the next bank and the new bank doesn't care what you did." 3:16 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
@aarnott Jimmy Carter still owes me $1500 plus 18 years of compounded interest for some printing. Tell him to go F himself for me. Thx. 1:54 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter in reply to aarnott
@aloria They, of course, don't know what they are missing. Who doesn't like climbing a tree after romantic conversation over appletinis? 1:47 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter in reply to aloria
@andrewbadera Good luck with the trip. You'll knock their socks off. Then you'll be standing there confused by their bare feet. 11:18 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to andrewbadera
@ambientaware How do you keep your skin sane in all that bitter cold? I used to have so much crazy skin, it felt like Ed Gein was everywhere 11:16 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to ambientaware
@BiblioBrat I'm going to save reading this until after the weekend. I should have it read by then. http://tinyurl.com/ygkj2g2 11:14 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to BiblioBrat
@aloria Washed out? Blurry? Sounds like he's got a Glamour Shots career in the making. 10:29 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to aloria