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  1. @statisticsio I think @oraclenerd is very much the sort of junior DBA you are looking for. I sent him to the listing (http://ping.fm/FSkjO) about 15 hours ago from web
  2. @statisticsio Thanks for beering up. 9:02 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  3. Gordon Biersch is the best thing that ever happened to my neighborhood. All we need now is a great omelet place. 7:45 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  4. 20 minutes to freedom. I'm too afraid of the snipers to leave early. 2:41 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. Unfortunately he isn't paralyzed from the neck up...http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRI... 1:44 PM Nov 13th from web
  6. Frisco, Texas isn’t a cultural rock and roll Mecca. 1:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. @warrenellis I'm so so sorry I didn't kiss your ass today and bring you whiskey treats. Please return functional GMail service back to me. 12:35 PM Nov 13th from web
  8. Time for a nap sandwich. 10:34 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Prediction: This effort by France to socialize newspapers will be lauded as wildly successful in the coming year or two. http://1wz3.sl.pt 9:56 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. The problem with Google Wave is that it requires too much attention. I can drive and have sex while eating a sandwich with email. 8:42 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. I am actually hoping a plane crashes into my office building, just like my dream last night. My luck it will happen at the *end* of the day. 8:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. @aloria I've looked forward to less than five meals in the last five months. Maybe after another 45# I'll get hungry. 8:20 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to aloria
  13. It's OK if I type and say what I want, as long as it is just a game and I only plan on visiting your home for a week or less. 8:17 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. Coworkers finally staged an intervention. Them:"How much weight have you lost?" (worried looks) Me:"About 45#" Them:"How?" Me:"Depression" 7:50 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. I think China is caught in a psychological version of Chinese handcuffs. Please stop talking now. Thanks. http://1wxy.sl.pt (@stevecott) 7:48 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. I got a job. It'ss doing stuff like this. http://pic.gd/fa2436 4:24 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  17. I guess since you were louder and interrupted every time I spoke, you must have won the argument. 3:59 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  18. You disregard my feelings. That counts for everything. 1:53 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. It's never too early in your career to learn how to obtain a golden parachute. 1:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. I don't remember the last time I smelled perfume and then stopped. 3:36 PM Nov 11th from web
  • Name Michael O'Neill
  • Location Dallas Metro (TX-USA)
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio Still looking for my OFF button when the crisis outweighs the opportunity.
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