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  1. Used restaurant cooking grease theft is increasing as it's price rises on the commodities market. Man arrested with $6,000 haul.
  2. Lots of cell phone violations written already with the new law banning talking and driving. People think they'll get a warning. Not!
  3. The "zodiac killer" letter that surfaced in Kentucky's all the buzz at work this week. Another nut to crack, literally.
  4. In fact, society's driven me to drink again. Going out for some midori margs.
  5. LAPD holds yet another anti-gang summit with clergy today. Hilarious! Gang members don't want jobs. They already make good money.
  6. So much chatter about gun ban reversal! Crooks easily get guns no matter what the law says, folks. This evens the playing field a little.
  7. Yay! Supreme Court redeems itself today by reversing Washington D.C.'s 32-year-old ban on guns. Be happy: http://crimeandcrooks.com
  8. Supreme court's decision that raping a child doesn't deserve death penalty is keeping me awake tonight. Rapists must be so excited.
  9. No reports of more feet washing up in Canada today. Guess I'll go back to working on my local shootings and robberies.
  10. A sixth human foot found in waters near Vancouver just this morning. Researching...
  11. Wish I was working on the severed feet washing ashore in Vancouver. Posted my take. http://www.crimeandcrooks.com/
  12. Two grown men punched a little girl to the ground to steal her T-Mobile Sidekick tonight. Bastards.
  13. About to watch the DVD, "Cocaine Cowboys". I consider it work related research. I wonder if I could charge for it on my time card. NOT.
  14. Going to see Speed Racer. It's a holiday weekend so yes, I will be splurging on a $7 bag of large popcorn. What a racket!
  15. Making guesses about how many DUI arrests we'll make this Memorial Day weekend. Muwahh ha ha.
  16. One gang member shot a rival gang member in the arse tonight. I love that. I think I'll call it a day on that beautiful note.
  17. Reading robbery reports. More Sidekicks and iPods stolen last night. Beware the gadget snatchers.
  18. Craving an In & Out cheeseburger...they close in 20 mins. Gotta go!
  19. Heading to the beach. Hoping no dirty old men try to hit on me. That sometimes happens on weekdays.
  20. Anxiously awaiting "The Office" season finale! I want to work at Dunder Mifflin.