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crflores84

Oh, so THAT'S what sleeping in feels like. It's been so long. #veryrelaxed 8:39 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@Energy98 Thanks for playing "Summer Sun," Mike. That's one of the most relaxing dance songs I know. 11:29 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
Cinco de Drinko means you should expect delays at all Mexican restaurants today. 5:31 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
Every time I see a teenager say #Yolo I think of the damn priest from Age of Empires. Find a new phrase, or better yet, live your one life! 8:02 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
First quarter ops scorecard: failed. I'm seeing a trend here. 5:23 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
Requistat in pace, Delta. 😪 5:49 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone
Second quarter audit: not so hot. I'm not a fan of F's. 4:44 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Conversion status: COMPLETE. 4:29 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
563 messages later, my inbox has officially been sorted and purged. Ah, what a great feeling. 5:07 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Just finished my Wicked cake. I'm thinking about not sleeping. #sleepisoverrated 10:23 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
@Syphilisopoulos Haha. I would hope it's not yours. ;-) 10:22 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Syphilisopoulos
I just gave my cat a tranquilizer to shut him up. If only it was as easy and legal to do that to people. 5:13 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
@Syphilisopoulos I think that's a tooth. 4:09 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Syphilisopoulos
@Syphilisopoulos Sounds like Paula Dean is haunting your kitchen. 9:13 PM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Syphilisopoulos
@willjustice89 Of course I am. 9:09 PM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willjustice89
Why, yes, I did just get home. Take that, people who say I'm old. 😁 3:47 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
@willjustice89 Hey you! Long time indeed. I'm ok. How've you been? 3:46 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willjustice89
Why isn't anyone excited about seeing a coronal mass ejection interacting with our atmosphere tonight? 😢 4:43 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone from Lake Purdy, AL
Into the depths of the South Building I go. Good bye, cell service. 😢 5:46 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone from Hoover, AL
@crzyrambles Oh I am!! 9:21 PM Feb 21st via Twitter for iPhone from Lake Purdy, AL in reply to BpKchaterbox

Name Christopher Flores
Location Birmingham, AL, USA
Web http://dzineguy.b...
Bio I am what I am. If I knew what that was, I'd tell you, so let's just find out together. Life is about the journey, not the destination.