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  1. I dreamed about you last night. You looked so hot with the duct tape and all. 6:33 AM Jun 16th from web
  2. I'm going to touch you today. Just brush up against you in a public place. You might not even really notice... but I hope you do. 5:14 AM Jun 13th from web
  3. I'll help you with that. No, it's no problem at all. 12:59 PM Jun 12th from web
  4. ...don't use an ultraviolet light around your desk. I'm just saying. 6:34 AM Jun 9th from web
  5. ... I see you. Yes I do. 5:37 PM Jun 7th from web
  6. Peek-a-boo! 5:36 PM Jun 7th from web
  7. Of course, I had to check the cable jack in your room. And the stuff on top of your dresser. And in your drawers. 9:46 PM Jun 1st from web
  8. I told your roommate I was with the cable company. That's how I got in. 6:50 PM Jun 1st from web
  9. Sometimes I collect the hair from the back of your office chair. 9:54 AM May 29th from web
  10. You are having a party for Memorial Day, aren't you? I knew it! Why didn't you invite me? 9:44 AM May 22nd from web
  11. Sometimes I hang around on forums where you post, just see your icon pic. That smile says everything. I know it's for me. 9:24 PM May 19th from web
  12. I love summer. The weather gets warmer, and you wear less. 11:56 AM May 13th from web
  13. I said I was only looking for a paper clip, but I was really checking what you have in your drawer. Nice to know you're always prepared. 7:18 AM May 11th from web
  14. I'll just wait for you outside the club. I'm patient. And you'll need a cab. 7:47 PM May 9th from web
  15. I'm fantasizing about you. Again. Do you own anything in blue? 1:09 PM May 8th from web
  16. Sorry, I was traveling. Did you miss me? I missed you. I brought you something special, though. Something intimate. Someday you'll know. 8:36 AM May 4th from web
  17. Choosing best vantage point. Close, so I can be near you? Or distant w/ better overall view (thx to zoom lenses)? Decisions, decisions... 4:23 PM Apr 23rd from web
  18. It's so difficult figuring out the loopholes in your restraining order. But don't worry, I found them! 6:59 PM Apr 18th from web
  19. I saw you buying the markdown chocolate eggs. Don't lie. 6:33 PM Apr 12th from web
  20. Sometimes, when you leave leftovers in the office fridge, I eat them. Just to be closer to you. 10:36 AM Apr 7th from web