creepyswagfest
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@ sit on my faceeeeeeeeeee babe
about 4 hours ago
via txt
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I mean I legit would hook up with the honey nut cheerio bee in a second
about 5 hours ago
via txt
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RT @: @ 4 inch subs on you? (your two inches off, I got a 2 inch hard wormy on a good day)
about 6 hours ago
via txt
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new picklemans sandwiches are the size of my worm now
about 6 hours ago
via web
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Well @ and I will be in the first 12 rows of the peter gabriel concert at the united center
about 10 hours ago
via web
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It seems so natural that @ would have a fucking lizard named edward who would sit on his shoulder as he studied
about 11 hours ago
via txt
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The way deadspin bitches about ESPN reminds me of the way a nerdy kid would complain about the popular kids for not inviting him to parties
about 13 hours ago
via txt
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Sometimes I think how much easier it would be to just steal shit instead of paying for it and I get frustrated
about 14 hours ago
via txt
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I think it would be hilarious if I just walked down campus completely nude and talked to people as if nothing was wrong
about 14 hours ago
via txt
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@ LMFBO 'ButOff!!!!!!!!
about 14 hours ago
via web
in reply to StupidLegit4312
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@ its called , try some of it in your life you fucking DORK DWEEB LOSER BITCH GEEK
about 14 hours ago
via web
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and then you got @ who skypes me in class, i answer it with volume full blast and he whips his balls out
about 15 hours ago
via web
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i just recieved a fb chat frm @ saying, and i quote "Dude im hooked, reading is fun" what the fuck happened to this kid
about 15 hours ago
via web
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@ i ended our friendship a few days ago you stupid swaghead
about 15 hours ago
via web
in reply to Cowboysfan214
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@ if you wanted to impress them you shouldda told them you had a # of friends from Siberia.
about 15 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to creepyswagfest
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When we got to Indy, Dave didn't read the map right. Circled the city 3 times. Alot of bad language was used. Car smelled like a barnyard.
about 15 hours ago
via web
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@ !!!!!!!!!!!!! @ SOME MORE THAN OTHERS!!!!!! NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES (MURRAY)
about 15 hours ago
via web
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everyone in class talking about their friends from exotic countries im like sweet dude i have friends from indiana GET AT MEEEEEE
about 15 hours ago
via web
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found my lost sunglass model--89 dollars-- bought them for $39 , the question is do i spend it for something i love and miss??
about 15 hours ago
via web
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1st grader heartbroken after teacher gave her 'catastrophe award' in class
about 15 hours ago
via The Huffington Post
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- Name John Quinn
- Location idk
- Bio I enjoy petting dogs and self loathing #GoingGODZILLA
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