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  1. If you were a high school, your mascot would be a douche sandwich. 9:49 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Stick that in your Tweetpipe and smoke it. 1:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I'm a liger of the pride. My tears are Elton John songs. 6:22 AM Nov 19th from web
  4. There's plenty of room on that rainbow for everyone. 6:20 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. I'm so sober, I'm not sober. That's how sober I am. 2:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. If I was sexually harassed, I think I'd take it as a compliment. 12:44 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. We're work friends. That's totally different. 7:50 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. The only rule in sexual harassment training is... there are no rules. 3:23 PM Nov 11th from web
  9. I drive a sensible vehicle. 12:36 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. You know what grinds my gears? Food poisoning. 9:26 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. I like to solve a crisis before it happens. I'm like the UN that way. 3:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. Willy Wonka creeps me out!  I swear he is a pedophile.  He is like Michael Jackson but with candy! 3:21 PM Nov 10th from web