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  1. Who stole my little lovely and replaced her with this brut?
  2. She's also hell bent on breaking my Michael Kors sunglasses. Why? Why??? WHY?????
  3. My baby punched me in the face. I will be putting her on the curb come nightfall. Whoever wants her....
  4. I'm back and stuck in traffic on the blasted 405. Screw you, LA!
  5. Today is my MonkeyBug's first birthday! Happy Birthday Harper!!!
  6. I think I'm driving to Balboa Island tonight. Wahoo!
  7. Party planning is the pits.
  8. @punkrockchic Oh. Thank. God. I'm in the clear. Just a fat ass! Hahahahahahaha!
  9. Did twitter die?
  10. @punkrockchic I'll keep you posted!
  11. @Punkrockchic I'm going to wait until the morning. ACK!
  12. OMG! #Glee is making me cry!
  13. Oh, *now* I are why all you girls have a crush on the teacher! #Glee
  14. I HAVE ONE! Left over from, oh let's see, Jan. of 2008. The first one was so clear there was no need for a second...
  15. OMFG. I think I need to POAS. FML
  16. I love me some #GLEE!
  17. WAIT! Are we talking about DONKEY BALLS and how this week can suck some? Cause, ya.
  18. I need an IV wine drip stat. Is it just me, or does this week suck donkey balls?
  19. Oh. My. Fuck. Stupid taxes....
  20. Dammit!!!!