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  1. Today I am thankful for my daughter. I am *not* thankful that she woke up at 4:30 in the morning. Go back to sleep, kid!
  2. A co-sleeping kind of night. Love everything about my girl!
  3. @lizclairetaylor that coral is swoonalicious!
  4. @lizclairetaylor The Lebanese food is amazing and, oh mah gah, mama needs a glass of wine!
  5. You are getting very sleepy.
  6. @lizclairetaylor The girl has crazy tired eyes!
  7. @lizclairetaylor fingers crossed, of course! Don't want to jinx it!
  8. @lizclairetaylor I estimated 20 min until departure.
  9. @Lizclairetaylor Ah, shucks! I love you, too! She's *thisclose* to sleep!
  10. @Lizclairetaylor I love tweeting when you're in the next room!
  11. @lizclairetaylor I'm sorry Long Beach is so boring, sheesh!
  12. Go to sleep, baby!
  13. @lizclairetaylor You take the time to tweet, but not text or call me!?! That's it, we're breaking up.
  14. I'm eating cereal and the mother effing McRib is back. What's wrong with this picture???
  15. I hate to admit it, but I want to see Me and Orson Welles. *cringe*
  16. Anyone know of awesome deals online for Black Friday?
  17. So I'm guessing it's going to be fucking freezing this morning. Grrrr.
  18. @heartmychloe Hot? Debatable, but I think it's safe to say he's gay.
  19. @heartmychloe I don't even know what to say. Kinda hot gay dude!? Really!?
  20. @heartmychloe also? Glad your face didn't get puked on :)