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  1. @mosspuppet I'm sorry but those fucks just love to hump vaporware. They herald nothingness as groundbreaking. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mosspuppet
  2. @mosspuppet I think your digg links are busted yo. Don't toy with me, I need your wisdom. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mosspuppet
  3. My favorite new thing is remixing "Christmas Time Is Here" in my best choir boy voice. http://lala.com/zSsx 7:49 AM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  4. Hmmph, who knew? On the internet, "bathroom vanity" is code for "unholy fugly piece of shit". I am genuinely surprised. 8:59 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  5. No seriously, http://kids.threadless.com is a soul-sucking dead zone of pain and suffering but with cute pictures printed on onesies. 9:36 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  6. What the hell? Its a fucking conspiracy here! Every cute onesie and baby-tshirt is on sale. People I'm just a man, I'm not made of stone! 9:30 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  7. Down with health care reform! Chamber of Commerce using Hooters gift certificates to fight health care reform. http://bit.ly/6HKVjH 8:09 AM Dec 16th from web
  8. @maltosaurus @sacharya1980 is this a good thing? are you going to stay in your offices? do you have to watch "IBM is great!" corp. videos? 7:29 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck in reply to maltosaurus
  9. NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE NEXUS ONE. Happy now bitch? 7:22 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  10. @maltosaurus @pinkmoonwhitney you're at the movie with the pale guy with the bad hair? Spoiler: he's the wolf's brother and the girl's uncle 6:48 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to maltosaurus
  11. The best part of The Charlie Brown Christmas Special is the dancing. It really illustrates the rampant meth habits of the Peanuts gang. 5:12 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  12. @sarums can you tell Jermaine and Bret (or at least Murray) to un-cancel their show? 4:01 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to sarums
  13. Samberg and T-Pain re-enact a phone call. Awesome and hilarious. And weird. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/08b8ecc27d/boat 8:43 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  14. Extra Extra! Todd Smells! Simpsons newspaper headlines: http://bit.ly/7IH3Q4 8:35 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  15. Have you heard of Monsanto? They *own* and manipulate much of the world's supply of food: http://bit.ly/7LLFt6 7:36 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  16. Spent all weekend pleading with my sinuses to just work normally. Instead I was given a headache *this* big. Fuck you nose. I hate you. 7:29 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  17. Whoa. For a second I thought we were out at a bar hanging and drinking while I had a tissue hanging out my nose. I love cold medicine. 7:15 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  18. Schools are attempting to remove chocolate milk. And they wonder why kids today are stupid? Not enough chocolatey-coated-brains. 4:28 PM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  19. If you have the time to down-rank your emails to "low importance" it probably ain't worth sending in the first place. Stop wasting my time. 9:08 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  20. Austin's Eat-A-Local week turned out to be just Eat-Local week. Bullshit. I wanted to dine on dirty hipsters and their skinny jeans. 12:28 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck