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- Why should I ever wear pants? Its always 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' but they never mention pants. Well, you know what? Fuck you pants!7:19 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- Planning this morning's hike; the goal is to find a good place to bury items, like, I don't know, stuff and things.7:40 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- I'm slowly coming to the realization that the only constant force in the universe is my endless hatred for stupid air-stealing dumb shits.8:21 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
- @g_tree and prominently stanky8:09 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to g_tree
- Fake Mossberg hates on Real Arrington, via Fake Steve: http://tr.im/rV4C2:06 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- "Here's your pizza containing an abundance of meat products" #1stdraftmovielines9:00 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
- "Show me the relatively large sum of money!!!!" #1stdraftmovielines4:03 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
- @nkatcher what's the good news?5:18 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to nkatcher
- @br1anna need some bathroom tile and wall removal plus new tiling in place.1:26 PM Jul 9th from TwitterFox in reply to br1anna
- Search: Contractors who won't screw me and don't suck. Results: 012:22 PM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
- Fake Steve puts Chrome OS into perspective. Point 5 is my fav: http://tinyurl.com/m4ybo32:26 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
- Sad news my friends, the Hot Dog Toaster with Bun Warmer is no longer available in the SkyMall catalog. Talk about depressing.9:42 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
- @kristinharrison not that i don't mind reading your dm's, but thought you should know they're going out to your followers. remove the '@'.9:21 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFox in reply to kristinharrison
- I need another word for thesaurus. Oh god. Paradox. #theuniverseiscollapsingonitself9:27 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- How can I be a good uncle when my overriding influences are Uncle Buck and Uncle Rico?8:10 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- @Spiff something along the lines of the "ning" of grievance filing?7:22 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon in reply to Spiff
- Ok, details are fuzzy. I'm being told by the cops that simply burning shit on your lawn does not constitute fireworks and a permit is reqd.6:03 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Took Naya out for her first NYC bagel. I mean I ate it, but still I think she kinda watched me.7:01 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- The bad part of flying is getting caught up in the "hurry up & wait" culture. Worse yet is having to kill the slow fucker in front of me.5:58 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
- "Celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it." http://bit.ly/FB9Px
&D8:26 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFox
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