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  1. @mssinglemama on boy behavior.My kid kicked and screamed all the way home last night cuz I didn't stop at Carl's Jr. live 30 min from CJ.!
  2. My son was with grandma last night. He's back home with me...and I actually missed the lil turd! Whooda thunk?
  3. @SMWomen we are looking at 104 this weekend....pissed about that and ready for fall!
  4. @mssinglemama I honestly think it has to do with 3.5....my son turned into a turd overnite!
  5. @singleparentuni take em to the seashore, lakeshore and give em a bucket and a shovel!
  6. @mssinglemama Then life for me can go on as it is... lol. Really, I am breathing a sigh of relief. I'm in need of fairytales...
  7. @SwapMamas shame shame..I'm no stranger to shame...but you should be! you seem a tad busy! Good for you!..take care mama!
  8. @mssinglemama that's good to hear...was gonna give up on good men right here on my twitter spot.
  9. @SwapMamas try the Incredibles...or Spiderman, or Phineas and Ferb...ugh!! (I actually dig Phineas and Ferb, but don't tell him).
  10. slugging wine and waiting for my mother to show up with grub...is that white trash enough?
  11. @mssinglemama was there a breakup? I have been outta the loop. Hope you are doing well and your son too!
  12. @SwapMamas just wanted to say hello Darcy and love swap mama's!
  13. @bookieboo Sounds good to me! My son is 3....so did you buy a set of "Your Kid Can Clean" DVD's to get him to say that?! :)
  14. @ScaryMommy did they say they were "natural" pomegranates? That fine print will get you every time! lol
  15. Yes, I cried at my son's babysitter today. What's next? I'm in need of some Pinot Grigio and a nice beach! http://www.youandmekid.net/...
  16. a pal is going to the Emmy's and I would like her to molest Mike Rowe in my honor.maybe he can be my DH?! Ok I'm done.Gnite all..arrrroooo!
  17. doesn't know what the heck a DH is....is that a damn husband or a d*** head? I used to have one of those...
  18. #admitit you've freakin ticked someone off with your blog....I have.
  19. @MomDotRocks I would follow superstition myself. Good luck. It's a full moon.
  20. Check out my latest blog post on Julie/Julia, beef gristle and blogging with...honesty...?Heck if I know .. http://www.youandmekid.net/...