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I dreamt I married a big blue alien girl and she kept throwing me up in the air and catching me. Then I threw up.
9:49 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: I beg to differ with the Village People. It's not always fun to stay at the YMCA.
9:32 PM Dec 20th
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Friday was super long and Saturday is MIA.
12:10 AM Dec 20th
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If you let them, women will take away your manhood. Be very aware of this my furry little soldiers.
9:54 AM Dec 18th
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@ Haven't even started packing yet.
4:31 AM Dec 18th
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in reply to deanchown
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Herpes : the gift that keeps on giving.
3:33 AM Dec 18th
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RT @: RT @ Dark matter detection claim about to be announced. Huge news for physics.
11:20 PM Dec 17th
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Avatar (3D) was a beautiful movie. Go watch it, you will not be sorry, it is epic.
1:40 PM Dec 17th
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Hey Ster-Kinekor, go easy on the spam there li'l buddy. I know you got new movies coming out every Friday, it's all good.
7:24 AM Dec 17th
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@ It's that big mall in Edenvale - take Modderfontein offramp. It's hardly ever busy, always clean, the cinemas are huge.
5:44 AM Dec 17th
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@ K, well we're catching the show at Greenstone, so you meet up with us there if you like.
5:30 AM Dec 17th
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@ I got my Avatar 3D tickets already! Woop!
4:59 AM Dec 17th
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@ Sorry, I can't do it. It might be hard to understand for someone as gorgeous as you, but I need my teeth to not be hideous.
3:56 AM Dec 17th
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@ I do bow to your awesomeness, sadly (for you) my teeth are my own, so don't get any ideas...
3:37 AM Dec 17th
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@ is on Twitter! Awesomeness at last!
2:04 AM Dec 17th
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@ Welcome to twitter bu-uddy. <--- everyone, this is my friend in real life!
1:20 AM Dec 17th
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@ I wasn't.
1:30 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to aidencholes
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RT @: Retweet this status before 3pm and you could be randomly selected to win Steers Prince Burger vouchers! Go Go Go!
4:49 AM Dec 15th
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@ Shaaaaaaaaaame.... :(
12:26 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to gabyrosario
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If you thought the cello was depressing, think again :
10:44 AM Dec 14th
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