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Chris Hayes 'Uncomfortable' Calling Fallen Military 'Heroes' – Marines respond by protecting his right to menstruate.
4:00 PM May 27th
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How often are you supposed to replace running shoes? Every 4 or 5 miles, right? Probably time for some new ones then.
2:30 PM May 6th
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My insidious plan to lather up my fellow airline passengers was foiled when my shaving gel was confiscated at the gate. Well played, TSA.
8:04 AM Apr 22nd
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Tball was great this morning until coach's head was mistaken for a ball. They're all running laps this week at practice.
9:55 AM Apr 14th
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Dear TXDOT: I hate you. That is all. Sincerely, Kevin.
4:00 PM Apr 9th
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Thank you, Jesus, for rising and saving me. And also for making it acceptable to eat candy for breakfast today.
7:37 AM Apr 8th
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I'm unclear why the pig is considered an unclean animal in the old testament, because when I eat bacon, I feel pretty darn close to God.
12:44 PM Apr 1st
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One of the most fascinating things about real estate is the fact that every single realtor has NOT been driven to alcoholism.
6:53 PM Mar 31st
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Part of my presidential platform will be enforcing the proper use of your and you're. Improper use will meet swift and brutal punishment.
6:18 AM Mar 31st
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Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in the real estate industry.
12:37 PM Mar 30th
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Wife went to the gym. Thought about meeting her there, but there was this bag of Fritos....
3:08 PM Mar 23rd
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Yard work is more fun when Bauer helps. Way less efficient. But more enjoyable.
4:38 PM Mar 16th
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Today was a windows down, tearing a** thru the Hill Country, Bat Out of Hell blaring on the radio, kinda day!
3:05 PM Mar 11th
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Sorry for your loss, Austin.
7:57 AM Mar 8th
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First game of the spring and EMS only had to be called to the field once. Overall I'd call that a success.
9:12 PM Mar 6th
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I could kinda get used to this NASCAR in prime time thing.
5:49 PM Feb 27th
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In the last two days I've had two people come within inches of broadsiding me. Apparently i need a less conspicuous car.
7:43 AM Feb 25th
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Holy three hour showing, Batman! Hope it's a good sign.
5:16 PM Feb 24th
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Baylor's women's BB team is gonna be in trouble once RG III gets drafted into the NFL and loses his eligibility.
8:18 AM Feb 22nd
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If you own a convertible, and you're driving with the top up today, you should immediately be stripped of your convertible privileges.
8:11 AM Feb 22nd
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- Name Kevin Crawford
- Location San Antonio
- Web http://www.Crawfo...
- Bio One of San Antonio and Boerne's top realtors (#14 out of over 9000), as rated by the SA Business Journal. Sells awesome houses! Has fun doing it.
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