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CrawfordLuxury

  1. How often are you supposed to replace running shoes? Every 4 or 5 miles, right? Probably time for some new ones then.
  2. My insidious plan to lather up my fellow airline passengers was foiled when my shaving gel was confiscated at the gate. Well played, TSA.
  3. Tball was great this morning until coach's head was mistaken for a ball. They're all running laps this week at practice.
  4. Dear TXDOT: I hate you. That is all. Sincerely, Kevin.
  5. Thank you, Jesus, for rising and saving me. And also for making it acceptable to eat candy for breakfast today.
  6. I'm unclear why the pig is considered an unclean animal in the old testament, because when I eat bacon, I feel pretty darn close to God.
  7. One of the most fascinating things about real estate is the fact that every single realtor has NOT been driven to alcoholism.
  8. Part of my presidential platform will be enforcing the proper use of your and you're. Improper use will meet swift and brutal punishment.
  9. Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in the real estate industry.
  10. Wife went to the gym. Thought about meeting her there, but there was this bag of Fritos....
  11. Yard work is more fun when Bauer helps. Way less efficient. But more enjoyable.
  12. Today was a windows down, tearing a** thru the Hill Country, Bat Out of Hell blaring on the radio, kinda day!
  13. Sorry for your loss, Austin.
  14. First game of the spring and EMS only had to be called to the field once. Overall I'd call that a success.
  15. I could kinda get used to this NASCAR in prime time thing.
  16. In the last two days I've had two people come within inches of broadsiding me. Apparently i need a less conspicuous car.
  17. Holy three hour showing, Batman! Hope it's a good sign.
  18. Baylor's women's BB team is gonna be in trouble once RG III gets drafted into the NFL and loses his eligibility.
  19. If you own a convertible, and you're driving with the top up today, you should immediately be stripped of your convertible privileges.