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  1. NUDE RUDE AND ABOUT TO GET SCREWED!!! oh, cash only?
  2. @sha_suga Happy Birthday. Don't forget to party.
  3. @BeccaPiano And that makes your followers Legionaries.
  4. @mycorpse Oh you poor thing. Imagine having such crippling memory loss. Take 1 history reading and you'll feel imperialistic in the morning.
  5. Mothers! They are just like fathers, only with balls.
  6. To celebrate Thanksgiving I'm making a turkey out of the Book Of Mormon.
  7. RT @Toy_A: This is my stepladder. My real ladder left when I was 5.
  8. @abrevi8 Ahh, a Shovenay it is.
  9. @vmarinelli Happy Birthday. I still remember your Mother's Day tweet. Though not meant for me, it touched me.
  10. @abrevi8 Shiraz you say?
  11. @BeccaPiano You are giving away you're geographical birthplace now, Mother.
  12. @abigvictory I don't see you for 47 years and THIS is it. Sure, take it. It's maxed out anyway.
  13. @HemiRT5pt7 Now that was very kind of you. Very kind indeed.
  14. Know this @abrevi8 . I am @abigvictory's father.
  15. Kids. Don't try this at home. And by 'home' I mean my home. And by 'my home' I mean city. And by 'this' I mean breathe.
  16. @rejecter Lots of whacking involved.
  17. It takes me 23 minutes to mow my lawn. Up hill. In the snow. Without a mower.
  18. I follow so many people I've devised a number/letter system for them all. Testing now... could ASSWIPE1 please DM me.
  19. I never met a doppelganger I didn't like.
  20. Fish for tea tonight. Don't worry, they've been hypnotized. They won't feel a thing.