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  1. Forgot my coffee. Today is already terrible
  2. Why does KU think I'm catholic? I crossed out religion and wrote "NOOO!"
  3. Work computer is having some really funny problems today
  4. My landlord's website redirects to votefornader.com? What?
  5. At least 2 classified ads in todays paper have a fancy logo graphic with their website misspelled. Everything about Kansas is embarrassing!
  6. If you paid more for a large picture classified ad instead of a text one, HOW did you end up misspelling your website's address? HOW?!
  7. Your expectations are too high for this trashy motel. Stop yelling at me.
  8. Wow. Revlon says NO COUPONS FOR MAC USERS. Thanks Revlon.
  9. Days Inn #Lawrence is still hiring. Benefits: free bananas. You know you want it.
  10. Spherical people cannot get enough waffles. Breakfast was over 40 min. ago but they are still coating my floors and their faces in syrup.
  11. Haaaaaate sprint. This is my 4th centro. 4th time spending 3 hours fixing all my settings. My contacts area codes are all messed up again.
  12. Boss just asked to borrow my eyeliner. Weeeird
  13. BESTDENTISTEVER. I knew if I just avoided the dentist from age 19 - age 24 they would admit that I can, in fact, keep my wisdom teeth.
  14. @drewtoothpaste есть только один способ узнавать
  15. IF he was the guy I think he was, I sent him to Mass St. because he was looking for non-fast-food restaurants. Oops! Watch out #Lawrence!
  16. Now I'm full of doubts and @ljworld has no stories about the guy the police were looking for. I will now pretend everything is fine.
  17. Super classy motel gets another police visit. The guy in picture looked familiar, but I didn't feel confident ID-ing guy I probably saw once
  18. @superald Yes. She is mysteriously gone. No explanation from boss, probably because he didn't understand himself.
  19. Coworker quit. If you've ever dreamed of being screamed at by an old Indian woman all day that you can't understand, Days Inn is hiring!
  20. Someone identifying themselves as some kind of "officer" (police?) called to say coworker won't come to work today. do I ever get to leave?