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#trueblood squeeabout 4 hours ago from web
And then there are pygmies who live in a vast pygmy kingdom... --Crow T Robotabout 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
Dripped water on @schazzy's face thinking his eyes were closed. Oops.about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
@amynotlp Do they not let you keep a local mailbox, or do you not want to do that?about 20 hours ago from web in reply to amynotlp
Will work for sleep.about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
@gabehcuod physical labor, emotionally and mentally taxing situations?about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to gabehcuod
#Imtiredofshittingoneverything Fixed it.about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
#Imtiredofshittingoneverything My coworker talking me into uninstalling my driver with no working copy presents a challenge.about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
il pleut.about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter
Also discovered in a local search: ignorance is alive and well in Cola, SC.2:00 AM Jul 13th from web
Recent tweets in 25mi radius on #ubertwitter shows me hotter guys than the web.1:42 AM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
#imtiredofshittingoneverything Cakesters are awesome.11:37 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter
@Fozziebare I love the concept, but if I didn't despise everything lacking sexy butts, it wouldn't be me.11:19 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to Fozziebare
@brightflashes Nekomimi-modo. She'd fit right in with Japanese school girls.8:24 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to brightflashes
@Fozziebare I've called in gay before. My boss at the time told me to get my gay ass into work.7:49 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to Fozziebare
@warrenellis If they make a movie, can you lobby for Eve Myles to play a half dozen parts a la Peter Sellers?7:30 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to warrenellis
All those times Mario Lavandera stole from Getty pictures, nobody cared. He steals from a blogger, and people get upset? #unfollowperez6:19 PM Jul 12th from web
@bkbkbk Where is it being reported? I don't see it on any news site.6:07 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to bkbkbk
@gabehcuod I want a long pull of whiskey.6:14 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to gabehcuod
#chrisisadouche is OK, but #gokeyisadouche isn't? I guess @twitter loves AI more than Master Chef?6:14 AM Jul 12th from web

Name crataegus
Location Columbia, SC
Bio My life is a lie...or is that a lay? Whatever, there's not enough caffeine.

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