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  1. Also? That was my 1,000th tweet. Glad it was a profound and timeless message. 40 minutes ago from web
  2. Cap'n Crunch. The other white meat. #thingsyouwouldneverhavetopaymetosay 42 minutes ago from web
  3. It is inconceivable that you don't see delicious Cap'n Crunch on dessert menus in the finer eating establishments. Get on that Chili's. about 3 hours ago from web
  4. I actually posted something new on my poor neglected blog. 5 out of 5 dentists do NOT recommend this post. http://crashtestmommy.net about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Changing web hosts again because I will never learn the whole "get what you pay for" lesson. 7:58 PM Nov 29th from web
  6. @isabelkallman I know! And those Target commercials with the side-ponytail lady kill me dead. So funny. 7:47 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to isabelkallman
  7. Well crap. Now where did I put that treetop Santa? 6:59 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  8. This year's Christmas tree decorating extravaganza brought to you by gin and tonic. http://twitpic.com/refjl 6:56 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  9. Whomever does not stop talking and go to sleep will not challenge me to Wii Bowling tomorrow!!!! #emptybedtimethreats 6:34 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  10. Putting up the Cmas tree and house lights later today. So, yeah, leaving for a liquor run right now. 12:45 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  11. should be sleeping . . . can't find the off switch to my brain. 10:43 PM Nov 18th from Twittelator
  12. @mammaloves Said to my five-year-old: NO SCOOTERS ON THE TRAMPOLINE! 7:40 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to mammaloves
  13. RT @aprilhussar Honestly I don't know what I believe in but I do believe our prayers & thoughts mean something. #prayersforanissa 6:29 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. And sometimes, just sometimes, we use the internet for good not evil. http://bit.ly/20TrsM #prayersforAnissa 4:13 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. has finally come down from her midday caffeine high. Crashing fast. MAYDAY. 3:55 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. thinks the world has lost its mind. Again. 8:11 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. In other news, I just got a Google Voice invite. Do I want to use my own number or get a Google number? 6:03 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. iPhone hasn't been alerting me about VMs in OVER A MONTH. May have lost a job offer because of it. Won't know til Monday. FURIOUS!!!!! 5:09 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  19. @andsosheblogs thanks. Got it. 4:54 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to andsosheblogs
  20. @andsosheblogs Grease 2? Channel, please. 4:49 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to andsosheblogs