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crashmahoney

  1. Ok, i've got a beer now
  2. I'm suffering from bdd, beer defficiency disorder
  3. Someone get me another beer
  4. enter counts as a letter, apparently
  5. oh hey dick talk goin on here
  6. how many dicks can you fit on a page, that is how many it needs #patchcomic
  7. Shit
  8. especially maelstroms
  9. maelstrom is the best word to describe anything ever
  10. haha, gave the cat a piece of cheese, dropped it and it stuck in her chest hair, she's backing around like a retard trying to get it
  11. now i've got a shitty profile pic and i've signed up to shaq's twitter. the only one worth reading, apparently
  12. i've already got followers, what is this nonsense
  13. drinkin beers, most of my future updates will probably be this too
  14. oh hey wow i'm on twitter