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CrashHolly

@CroftyCuts Nothing wrong with kicking a kid; it builds resilience. 10:03 AM May 31st via web in reply to CroftyCuts
@crush_rush Perfect. Thanks. 9:58 AM May 31st via web in reply to crush_rush
@otheronetruegod Lol. I'm not sure why that makes me laugh. 9:57 AM May 31st via web in reply to otheronetruegod
@meteoroflgy I'm glad cats and zombies are still ruling the internet. Certain things, they should stay the way they are. 5:45 PM May 30th via web in reply to meteoroflgy
@MollyZilla Fashion related or did some mofo actually eat someone? Always wondered if I could do that being a vego. Prob would eat an ass. 5:43 PM May 30th via web in reply to MollyZilla
Hey fuckers. I've been busy and obstinate for awhile. Can someone please catch me up on what I have missed? The more horrible the better. 5:34 PM May 30th via web
@TheRamblingElf Shall I do a dance? 5:22 PM May 30th via web in reply to TheRamblingElf
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/ExStV5Z0Fl8?a Laika playing tennis 10:44 AM Apr 25th via Google
@27bslash6 Please don't stretch out my costume. Thanks. 10:14 AM Sep 23rd, 2011 via web in reply to 27bslash6
#ff @WeFightUgly because, with a serious face, she wears things like this: a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1… 4:18 PM Sep 8th, 2011 via web
Tip: People living in glass houses should not throw hurricane parties. 5:59 PM Aug 27th, 2011 via web
@RichardRae Ha. We don't have HBO because apparently "it is a waste of money" and I can't have television happiness. 3:28 PM Aug 18th, 2011 via web in reply to RichardRae
Cutting Edge Fashion for the Creative Costcutter: bit.ly/qRrJTX 8:55 AM Jul 30th, 2011 via web
:( RT @pidge_here completely agree. My heart hurts after that ..RT @postsecret "Saddest PostSecret Ever" buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-sa… 8:34 PM Jul 24th, 2011 via web
Money, Sex, Work, Children and Housework can all be fixed with "discussion." bit.ly/otkck1 12:15 PM Jul 17th, 2011 via web
Zombie Warnings Infecting American Highways mrtrpt.com/ra via @TheMortonReport 8:58 AM Jul 17th, 2011 via web
@otheronetruegod @27bslash6 The IRS isn't entirely sure if I exist either. I prefer to keep it that way. 9:39 AM Jul 15th, 2011 via web in reply to otheronetruegod
One year ago today I married my best friend. Happy anniversary @27bslash6 9:30 AM Jul 7th, 2011 via web
@Caissie Ha! Or gain new and interesting friends. 10:44 AM Jul 6th, 2011 via web in reply to Caissie
gohsuket Dear Japan: █████ █ ████ everything ███ █████ is█████ ████ ████ fine ████ ███ ██████ trust ███ ██████ ███ your █████ ████ government. 4:12 AM Jun 29th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by CrashHolly and 105 others

Name Holly Thorne
Location Looking in your window
Bio Like a grandmother's purse, I am about three decades old, worn around the edges and mostly full of crap.