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crashcomedy

  1. Sometimes I feel so bad that Bob Golthwait had to do that stupid voice for 20 years. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The bar of expectation is set pretty low when your wife asks if you're going somewhere because you put on an old polo shirt. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Brace yourselves, but it's been almost 6 months so there's another giant-man-in-drag Tyler Perry coming out. 9:43 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. What exactly is Nick Cannon's contribution to AGT? Mugging facial reactions from a black guy overdressed in a suit? 4:20 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Andy Griffith is hilarious! One of the greats. bit.ly/JFvFAW @GetGlue #NoTimeForSergeants 2:54 PM Jun 1st via GetGlue.com
  6. The saying "taking it on the chin" means something completely different in the age of Internet porn. 10:08 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I'm in Atlanta. You're in Hollywood. Video: tmblr.co/ZfSHKxMYTYRq 9:42 AM Jun 1st via Tumblr
  8. Posting nothing but photos of your food online tells the world your life is all about turning beautiful things into shit. 2:18 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. It's the media making them look bad. Injustice! Ha! RT @Jan_LG: @crashcomedy And why is it bad luck to cross a black cat? 2:03 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
  10. An important metaphor for life all wrapped up in one photo. instagr.am/p/LLPw60n0aI/ 1:48 PM May 31st via Instagram on iOS
  11. There's something about my white cat watching me while I scoop his litter box that feels a little racist to me. 12:23 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
  12. Were you trying to make me feel "short bus"-kind of special? Photo: tmblr.co/ZfSHKxMUwYEz 12:06 PM May 31st via Tumblr
  13. @adamcarolla Brace yourself! It's Huell Howser singing! California Here I Come Video.mov: youtu.be/4uAYcHUP2iE 11:35 AM May 31st via Tweet Button
  14. If you don't know Huell Howser, you should. Best unintentional comedian on the planet. Video: tmblr.co/ZfSHKxMUpxd9 11:32 AM May 31st via Tumblr
  15. Follow @noahsoulpine and check out his shows. You're welcome, internet. 9:35 AM May 31st via web
  16. I envy you if you're in NYC today... actually every day. flickr.com/search/?q=Manh… 9:30 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
  17. The new magazine for guys by guys. Photo: tmblr.co/ZfSHKxMUTuK3 9:25 AM May 31st via Tumblr