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  1. Made 2 loaves of craptastic pumpkin bread, getting shit ready to mail at long last... most productive, happy and relaxing Sunday in ages.
  2. His religious beliefs are irrelevant. Would he have been so vilified as an Episcopalian? Or Catholic?
  3. It sickens me that this whole Fort Hood thing has come down to the fact that he's Muslim. Hmm. Hello.
  4. @GrumpyOld1 A person who really digs Rocky's brother-in-law: Paulie-amorous.
  5. @GrumpyOld1 Got a crush on an old TV character? Pyle-amorous.
  6. @GrumpyOld1 I must shield myself from your brilliance!
  7. 43yr old polyamorous homophobic men who live/eat/breathe Dungeons & Dragons and role play vampires every Saturday night? Not hot.
  8. I think I took too much cough syrup wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. i say goodbye to - stuff that says "take me bitches" - and find solitude.
  10. booyah Autumn in the Pacific Northwest! gotta love this wind!!!!! hahaha easy for me to say with a phone connect to the Internet...
  11. Checking my Facebook account is akin to volunteering for an anal probe performed by pissed off aliens high on bad acid.
  12. I love how the shredded paper bin next to my desk smells like bergamot oil thanks to all the Earl Grey tea I drink during the day!
  13. @vickycornell It's not easy to raise our daughters to be free thinkers when their favorite shows are sending an entirely different message.
  14. The sheer amount of mucus in my sinuses & chest is starting to immobilize this army of me.
  15. TheraFlu, a blue raspberry Tootsie Pop, and a giant can of Arizona green tea with lemonade won. Guess I really do feel like mangled poo.
  16. Do I get the otc cold medicine I probably need or do I try to disinfect my innards with copious amounts alcohol? I'll let the bank decide.
  17. @GrumpyOld1 I dunno, that was some damn good announcing, I think you could make Bob Rondeau look like an amateur if you wanted!
  18. I could melt titanium with the current intensity of my garlic breath.
  19. It amazes me how some people think that wearing headphones is an invitation to engage one in mindless conversation.
  20. Asian ginger candy and Earl Grey tea tastes like ass when combined. Not that I really know what ass tastes like, but I bet this is close.