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crapjokedaily

  1. Apologies for our absence, crap joke fans. We are on a fact-finding mission to Germany. Back soon.
  2. Exquisite punning --> RT @miketheharris: No "neigh-sayers" about @crapjokedaily's latest I hope. It's "equually" as good as their last joke
  3. A two-line wonder, a namecheck for two fans and an advert for a job opening here at HQ: CJotD no. 77 is a corker: bit.ly/K1G6fW
  4. Today's Crap Joke of the Day™ is one told in the finest Shakespearean tradition. Come hither. bit.ly/I8tQwm
  5. Crap Joke of the Day™ no. 75 marks the achievement of one of our own with a [probably] brilliant CJotD. Enjoy and share bit.ly/JjQO1H
  6. @Jimmisav @davepuddle @Coq_Au_Ginge @speedcomms Delighted you've all joined the CJotD community: welcome! Regards , CJotD customer relations
  7. CJotD no. 74: 'I found myself drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday...' --> bit.ly/HW2R7B #jokes
  8. Sound the trumpets! CJotD has smashed through another milestone. A pithy Crap Joke of the Day™ no. 73 reveals all: bit.ly/IKXCRl
  9. Crap Joke of the Day™ no. 72 is here, along with news on our latest venture: bad jokes in image form. Discuss --> bit.ly/HQhdUD
  10. Happy Monday, crap joke fans. Here's today's 'so bad it's good' jokage, and an update on George. Enjoy. bit.ly/IGxuwk
  11. We enjoyed this here at CJotD HQ --> RT @suffolkpiano: @crapjokedaily Managed to find the huge statue I lost. So that's a massive relief
  12. Crap Joke of the Day™ no. 70 is here, along with a full explanation about why we've been absent this week. Enjoy. bit.ly/HFsgCq
  13. A classic example of a 'so bad it's good' joke in pictoral form. We applaud it here at CJotD --> bit.ly/HHT5RP #jokes #badjokes
  14. And if you like nostalgia: here's last year's Easter joke... crapjokeoftheday.com/2011/04/21/cra…™-29/
  15. A CJotD first: a special Easter Sunday edition with THREE 'so bad they're good' jokes. Enjoy, and happy Easter. bit.ly/Hnj6o0
  16. Happy 'nearly' Easter, fellow crap joke fans! Today's CJotD isn't Easter-themed (that's to come). But it's still good. bit.ly/HbqnZc
  17. Today's CJotD (no. 68) is delivered on time, despite a huge IT failure here at HQ. Enjoy bit.ly/HUHBgZ #jokes
  18. A stripped-back CJotD today. 'I just got off the phone to Sea World.....' --> bit.ly/HbXnQ0 #jokes
  19. Another day, and another set of complaints to report. Still, we hope Crap Joke of the Day™ no. 66 makes up for it: bit.ly/HhiSOt