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craphazzard

Hurr hurr sleep not found about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
404 joke about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@BenCarignan haha nope about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to BenCarignan
fart heard someone say “Cool Blog” which caused me to instinctively begin searching the ground for shards of glass to slice my belly open with about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by craphazzard and 11 others
rare_basement IF YOU HAVE A DICK AND YOU DONT KNOCK STUFF OFF TABLES WITH YOUR BONER ON PURPOSE YOU ARE TAKING THAT THING FOR GRANTED about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by craphazzard and 309 others
bills ibills bills billz tmblr.co/Z2XONxMiwLpl @allthedads about 9 hours ago via Tumblr
Photo: tmblr.co/Z2XONxMiv26q cc: @allthedads about 9 hours ago via Tumblr
bit_shifter_ ".savs or GTFO" 10:27 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by craphazzard and 2 others
infinity_shred In one of the videos of our @blipfestival set someone yelles"TAKE ME TO SPACE DAMON" 10:23 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by craphazzard and 1 other
armcannon 1,000 followers! It's a good thing we count in base 10 or this celebration would be revealed to be entirely arbitrary! 10:10 PM Jun 2nd via web Retweeted by craphazzard and 1 other
emilychiptune I am drubk as fuck and peejng and I can't velieve thia party is for me.I.love you all.so much 9:33 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by craphazzard and 3 others
He who controls the wav controls the chiptune. 9:21 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
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rocket sled rocket sled rocket sled rocket sled rocket sled rocket sled rocket sled rocket red rocket red rocket sled 12:33 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
“Endless Skies” by VNV Nation is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/craphazzard/_1… 10:56 AM Jun 2nd via This Is My Jam
@Matt_Hecht probably. I wouldn't put up much of a fight. 10:19 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to Matt_Hecht
@Matt_Hecht if I didn't have to so that is say rescue me from this existancw now 10:16 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to Matt_Hecht
@Matt_Hecht I have to ride to the doo doo palace first so I'm going to do that now. 10:15 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to Matt_Hecht
@Matt_Hecht I hope so you guys didn't leave yet pleez? 10:05 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to Matt_Hecht
I hope it stops.raining tomorrow so.I can do.something good for my body 11:24 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android

Name Patrick Hazzard
Location New York
Web http://soundcloud...
Bio I beep and boop while making music on Game Boys. I'm also a terrible person and say terrible things.