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CrankyRicky

  1. Will Farrell eat your heart out! twitter.com/CrankyRicky/st… 11:46 PM May 25th via Photos on iOS
  2. @grassosteve then don't look up 6:51 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Here's something you don't hear everyday from a female comic, Kathy griffin can suck my balls. #princessruru 8:07 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Nicer day at The Falls. twitter.com/CrankyRicky/st… 4:26 PM May 10th via Photos on iOS
  5. Nice day at The Falls. twitter.com/CrankyRicky/st… 4:26 PM May 10th via Photos on iOS
  6. There is definitely a higher level of clientele at Ikea. Kids whine and cry in Norse. #whitertrash 9:31 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Hey young Mom in the Men's toilet with your son. This is Target, class it up. #itsnotwalmart 8:49 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Winner 7:16 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Text the number 2 to 839863. Please #comedy contests 6:58 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Headlining at Shenanigans tonite. #justgoinglast 5:37 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Random women begging for free makeover on TV Why not scream scream "hey over hear, I'm ugly" #wasthatrude 8:36 AM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Farewell to Syracuse Grad Dick Clark. You've rocked your last NYE but you're Bandstanding upstairs now. 12:42 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. One bushel of corn weighs 56 pounds and yields 2,9 gallons of ethanol. Or it feeds 50 people a day. Frick ethanol. #wasthatrude 7:03 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Can't believe USA Network is canceling "In Plain Sight". Never saw it coming... #overuseellipses 3:17 PM Apr 11th via web
  15. instead of giving "shout outs" I will now be dispersing "hush ins" #overuseellipses 3:11 PM Apr 11th via web
  16. According to my calculations this will also appear on the book of Face. #socialmediahipreplacester 2:32 PM Apr 11th via web
  17. Makin with the funny at Cigars and Stripes with @KristenToomey and friends 7:23 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @grassosteve not perfect 193 to 205. Not bad for government work :) 6:22 AM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Superman is Jewish. His rabbi's name is Jew-el. 7:33 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @grassosteve took off $FIO today. Tks. 10:45 AM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone