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  1. I think "Chiang Kai Shep" would be a great name for a dog.
  2. @ninjamedic with some sort of infected, draining fistula.
  3. @markokloos Godwin card thrown!
  4. Monday...to the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
  5. Stop! Thief! Come back with my motivation!
  6. Mornings suck.
  7. I am declaring Bad Disco Wednesday. This is a boogie check!
  8. SEPTA sucks so much ass that they ought to be technically classified as a division of Hoover.
  9. @AmberRiver Synchronized pec dancing ruled.
  10. RT @NathanFillion WORLD WAR Z is a well thought out journey of our planet's plight against a 12 year infection. Well done, Max Brooks.
  11. Baby giggle is the best sound in the whole, wide world and the cure for all that ails you.
  12. There are days when all you can do is roll your eyes heavenward and say, "Ffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkk." Those days are almost always Mondays.
  13. I am dreading the start of a new week. The weekend flew by, and this week is going to be a nickle-plated bitch.
  14. @AmberRiver Swine flu.
  15. I think I have Bacon Lung.
  16. *cough hack wheeze choke*
  17. @markokloos Justifiable homicide and a moral imperative.
  18. Oh, God. Mondays suck so very hard.
  19. @ItsMeMaven Check out http://www.theanticraft.com/
  20. @ninjamedic Shit. I'd totally name a kid Great Crested Grebe. Or Blue-footed Booby.