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CrankyClam

  1. FINALLY a day I can call summer AMIRITE 11:00 PM May 31st via Echofon
  2. HOO BOY memorial day weekend traffic always chaps my umbo. KEEP IT MOVIN YOUSE this ain't no vacation spot 11:07 AM May 30th via Echofon
  3. Coffee. 7:07 PM May 25th via Echofon
  4. Who's making the ruckus 10:39 PM May 24th via Echofon
  5. There's not enough coffee to cover a day like today #grumble 12:41 PM May 23rd via Echofon
  6. @MissySB Nothing worse than a ruined batch of Hollandaise sauce, AMIRITE 8:11 PM May 22nd via Echofon in reply to MissySB
  7. We're gonna need a plumber 12:50 PM May 21st via Echofon
  8. SO TIRED augh 9:34 PM May 19th via Echofon
  9. @St_Rev Surly against the world, amirite 5:35 PM May 15th via Echofon in reply to St_Rev
  10. @St_Rev Grumble 5:32 PM May 15th via Echofon in reply to St_Rev
  11. Grumble. 1:44 PM May 14th via Echofon
  12. Just took my ma out for plankton soup. Whaddyagonnado. 2:04 PM May 13th via Echofon
  13. My mother is even surlier than me. 12:47 PM May 13th via Echofon
  14. I hate convertibles. 2:44 PM May 12th via Echofon
  15. @skipzero When you're a clam living in the bay, and the tide goes out, and the sun shines on you, it's like living in a convertible amirite? 2:38 PM May 12th via Echofon in reply to skipzero
  16. COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET oh boy those are the best 8:12 PM May 6th via Echofon
  17. what is this pain in my head OH THE PAIN get me some advil, STAT I'm extra surly when I have a headache 4:00 PM May 6th via Echofon
  18. If I had a computer I would NOT play NYANCAT. 10:33 PM Apr 28th via Echofon
  19. I am in the mood for some bar-b-que WHO'S WITH ME 8:13 PM Apr 27th via Echofon
  20. It's always the other clams that make things tough. 6:37 PM Apr 27th via Echofon
  • Name Cranky Clam
  • Location The salty San Francisco Bay
  • Web http://monsters.net
  • Bio Pfff! Why is it so damp and salty around here! GET OFF MY LAWN. Get me a beer!
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