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  1. I love it when it's not just cold, but MINNESOTA cold. That's brisk baby!
  2. Just like that puppy I had that died, I've lost interest and am now neglecting my twitter account.
  3. In 1877, on this day Thomas Edison demonstrated the phonograph by recording the first podcast. It immediately shot to #1 on iTunes.
  4. What started off as a trip to get a glass of milk ended up as an interdimentional battle to stop an ancient evil. I need a new fridge.
  5. finished the pencils on my new children's book. I'm excited!
  6. @drewBlom You're so jaded. You should watch it just to see Inara from Firefly.
  7. Thanks for my service... and thanks other veterans!
  8. What good is a dog for if not to wag it's tail at someone breaking into your house?
  9. In your face, Swine flu!
  10. Fighting the fever. Damn you germs! You'll never take me alive!!
  11. @BillCorbett Good class. I was hoping for the flask of Jagermeister at least.
  12. I really should be in more movies, but I don't show up on film very well.
  13. I'm sorry, but I'm racist against spiders.
  14. How long has it been? Long enough for the stone dragons in the courtyard all grew beards.
  15. Want a cool "unofficial" shirt that commands the world to be your twitter buddy? http://bit.ly/OaKT1
  16. time to move. Why can't my wife and I find a house we agree on?
  17. @Jordan_Morris I did that once. Then my wife gave me a "Tiger Uppercut" and I went flying across the room in slow motion.
  18. Disney buys Marvel. Does that mean "The ROCK" can finally star in what he was genetically engineered to do? Superma-- Dang wrong franchise!
  19. Does anyone else feel like they've excessively drank and smoked after watching Mad Men? Ugh. I'm going into rehab...
  20. I find it bitterly ironic that Paris Hilton has Intellectual Property.