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Study for the February bar exam or buy a bottle of wine and begin a chick flick movie marathon? DOY. Sobbing and drunk sounds way more fun.10:23 AM Nov 22ndfrom Brizzly
Cute guy @ work stared at the top of my head during chat today. Checked after - nothing amiss. Wonder what the hell he was thinking.4:53 PM Nov 13thfrom UberTwitter
If only I could market the corn chowder I just made. Orgasmic - almost. Distinctly, marvelously delicous - definitely.5:44 PM Nov 11thfrom Brizzly
Apparently my account's been hacked. I am not sending any shitty DM's out. If you get one, change your password. Sorry, guys!8:24 PM Nov 10thfrom Brizzly
After yet another go 'round with the Update from Hell, I am now back online! Miss anything juicy?5:47 PM Nov 10thfrom Brizzly
No online access through my wireless tethering AGAIN. If cust serv asks me one more time if the device is properly connected, I will kill.6:26 PM Nov 8thfrom UberTwitter
Great night with friends & their St. Bernard. I have been warned that he may molest me in the night. I'm sadly okay with that.11:04 PM Nov 6thfrom UberTwitter
Walked in the door and melted into the couch on work clothes. Probably won't be upright again until I wake up to go to bed @ 8pm. Exciting.4:05 PM Nov 4thfrom UberTwitter
Watching "The Man From Snowy River" because it's one of only two movies I own. The other is "Love Actually". No TV = major shift in habit.8:13 PM Oct 30thfrom UberTwitter
BB update obliterated phone and tethering capabilities. I miss Tumblr! Back soon...5:49 PM Oct 30thfrom mobile web
Road rage catalyst: People who slow down and creep when turning a corner. Heaven forbid you have to lean while riding in a car, buttfuck.11:29 AM Oct 16thfrom TwitterBerry