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  1. Study for the February bar exam or buy a bottle of wine and begin a chick flick movie marathon? DOY. Sobbing and drunk sounds way more fun. 10:23 AM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  2. Cute guy @ work stared at the top of my head during chat today. Checked after - nothing amiss. Wonder what the hell he was thinking. 4:53 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  3. If only I could market the corn chowder I just made. Orgasmic - almost. Distinctly, marvelously delicous - definitely. 5:44 PM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  4. Apparently my account's been hacked. I am not sending any shitty DM's out. If you get one, change your password. Sorry, guys! 8:24 PM Nov 10th from Brizzly
  5. After yet another go 'round with the Update from Hell, I am now back online! Miss anything juicy? 5:47 PM Nov 10th from Brizzly
  6. No online access through my wireless tethering AGAIN. If cust serv asks me one more time if the device is properly connected, I will kill. 6:26 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  7. Great night with friends & their St. Bernard. I have been warned that he may molest me in the night. I'm sadly okay with that. 11:04 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  8. Walked in the door and melted into the couch on work clothes. Probably won't be upright again until I wake up to go to bed @ 8pm. Exciting. 4:05 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  9. Dude used "hither and yon" to describe sexual relations in court today. 11:26 AM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  10. Watching "The Man From Snowy River" because it's one of only two movies I own. The other is "Love Actually". No TV = major shift in habit. 8:13 PM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  11. BB update obliterated phone and tethering capabilities. I miss Tumblr! Back soon... 5:49 PM Oct 30th from mobile web
  12. Moving day! 7:20 AM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry
  13. Tempted to write "@frageelay" on the boxes holding glasses, just to fuck with the movers. 3:11 PM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  14. @AmIThatBoring Woot! 2:19 PM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  15. Road rage catalyst: People who slow down and creep when turning a corner. Heaven forbid you have to lean while riding in a car, buttfuck. 11:29 AM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  16. @detweiler Yay!! 8:17 PM Oct 15th from Brizzly in reply to detweiler
  17. Sexting an old boyfriend. Because I am awesome and not lonely at all. Obviously. 10:02 PM Oct 7th from Brizzly
  18. I've got a non-law interview tomorrow, and I feel way more nervous than I did interviewing for any law job. *Barf* 7:57 PM Oct 5th from Brizzly
  19. You know you've been unemployed too long when you put on your "nice" sweats because people are coming over. 5:02 PM Oct 5th from TwitterBerry
  20. @KatyDidSays I love you. 5:22 PM Oct 3rd from Brizzly in reply to KatyDidSays