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cranialspasm

  1. I unlocked the Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale sticker on @GetGlue! bit.ly/KpiaGE about 10 hours ago via GetGlue.com
  2. I'm staying awake long enough to watch the #GameOfThrones #SeasonFinale about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. My weekend has been wonderful. I got to jam-pack time with friends in one place and plan on having a few glasses of wine and GoT tonight. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I apologize for the lack of Memoirs of a Gamer this week. I'd record with someone today, but I'm sleepy. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I blame @GregBehrendt for my recent acquisition of animal print clothing/accessories. #ODtE twitter.com/cranialspasm/s… 10:13 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I need someone to wrap a Reeses PB Cup in a pretzel and give it to me STAT. 7:40 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Apparently when I am drunk on mead I hate Tom Hanks. 7:33 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. “@CuddlahArmy: "I'm in my kitchen making _________ cookies. Adding bacon." #ShitCuddlahsSay” I feel like you wrote this with me in mind. 7:32 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Alexwolosch Deep breath, babydoll. You WILL succeed. 6:14 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Alexwolosch
  10. Alcohol Experiment: Mead makes me handsy. Also? I'm alone. #Best #Night #Ever 5:29 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. New post: QFP April and May: Lonely Alpaca cranialspasm.com/?p=2764 5:17 PM Jun 1st via cranialspasm
  12. Whoever created an Arnold Palmer should get a pat on the back. #tasty 10:59 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @wiseacre I have never wanted to eat a queef until today, my good man. 10:41 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wiseacre
  14. @amandapalmer The suicidal nun! 10:40 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amandapalmer
  15. My nipples are harder than a Mensa test right now. 7:50 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @CrashDisaster yes! 7:30 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CrashDisaster
  17. Tomorrow is @wiseacre's birthday. Follow him! He's funnier than a stifled queef from a girl in a miniskirt. (Let's be honest. It's funny.) 7:26 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @grantimahara @annewheaton @bonniegrrl It's a dance plague! #AWoahoahoahoahoahoooooooh 7:21 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grantimahara
  19. New post: Polish Immortality and Some Exciting News! cranialspasm.com/?p=2761 7:19 PM May 31st via cranialspasm