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@YoSoyBianca So true. about 2 hours ago from txt
Bella - Leanya and Leonya's mother - just walked in. She is wearing colors I thought only existed on crayons. about 4 hours ago from txt
DARE works. Simon and Valerie are terrified of the chocolate liqueur. about 5 hours ago from txt
@pittsburghliz you mean uffie. about 5 hours ago from txt
I am hearing about a complicated love triangle involving Marina, Boris and Lala. #fromrussiawithLOVE about 5 hours ago from txt
My cousin Rita has a friend named Lala. Tinky-Winky, Dipsy... about 5 hours ago from txt
Also, drink recommendation y'all: Vodka and the juice at the bottom of a can of Mandarin oranges. #yum about 6 hours ago from txt
Thank god we're not goyish. I love that the turkey is counterbalanced with herring and chicken soup and Russian salami. about 6 hours ago from txt
A large Indian man just spit on my mom's car. I LOVE BROOKLYN. about 7 hours ago from txt
My mom: 'Hold on. I can't talk while Party in the USA is on. That's my song.' about 9 hours ago from txt
had the weirdest @dailycollegian dream last night. happy thanksgiving, y'all! about 11 hours ago from web
@staceface88 If you want a contact for that, I've met Johanna Keller before and could give you her contact information. She's wonderful. 8:54 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to staceface88
Sonic exists. And it is fucking brilliant. It took us an hour to get here, but @kcdanger and I are golden gods. 6:48 PM Nov 25th from txt
I'm watching Bewitched with the family and Endora is reading 'Harpies Bizarre.' LOLOLOL. 5:00 PM Nov 25th from txt
It may be rainy and the night before Thanksgiving, but I am so ready for my suburban misadventure trek to Sonic with @kcdanger. 3:19 PM Nov 25th from txt
RT @kcdanger Damn it feels good to be a (rockland) gangsta. 2:21 PM Nov 25th from web
Woodbury Commons now. Someone please get me to stop spending money. 11:15 AM Nov 25th from txt
Mac and cheese and tomato soup at Panera with Andrea. #ComfortFood with comfort people. 10:07 AM Nov 25th from txt
@AbFark What a morning. 8:46 AM Nov 25th from txt
@AbFark How did this happen? 8:41 AM Nov 25th from txt

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