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  1. the soft waves, Camembert cheese warmed on the radiator of Don Fraser's ute, 2JJ crackling-in on skip on the radio. And too much Port.
  2. Quite frankly, if you can't be at a Walkerville beach party for NYE, you're better off asleep. Ah.. they were the days. A billion stars, ...
  3. Thankfully, cheques are nearly obsolete. I mean ... it'd be well into February before you'd start getting the date right.
  4. When you get to my age, you don't celebrate the arrival of a new year. Instead every new DAY is a worth going: "Thank you God, I'll be good"
  5. Ann Coulter's humourous, but pointed, article about Airline Security in the U.S.A. http://tinyurl.com/yfuxefv
  6. So often, in criminal cases, white collar criminals 'pay the price to the state' in jail, get out and get to keep the money. Not in the UAE
  7. "We will not spare the ones who became millionaires overnight with public money," Lt Gen Dahi told Gulf News.
  8. "We are going to hit all the dirty hands that illegally snatched government money. "
  9. They will let you out immediately if you make full restitution of the fraudulently-obtained money.
  10. Dubai has new laws imprisoning people who steal private or government funds for up to 20 years. With a twist ...
  11. @thebaldchemist Nah ... just some loser from South America. He'll be resident of the UAE for about the next 20 years.
  12. @thebaldchemist My problem too ... just get more larger portable hard drives ... just in case.
  13. @thebaldchemist HAHAHAHA! Yeah, if they don't let the old dears into the dunnies in that last hour .... Phew!
  14. @thebaldchemist don't think so ... (I am having trouble reading your mind though!)
  15. DXB airport: biggest ever drug bust of pure cocaine (2.65 Kg) on intransit passenger from Brazil. Just don't try it, you'll get caught.
  16. Banning passengers from going to the toilet one hour before landing ... the seats are going to be very smelly after a few flights!
  17. reading 'SuperFreakonomics' by Levitt & Dubner. Some classic lines. Worth a read. Sadly www.audible.com won't sell it to Aussies.
  18. Letter in paper: "The KIMBLE is a great toy. Just don't drop it." there's a story there ... Saw my first one. Needs a backlit screen.
  19. @michaelblamey two great pics today mike, great stuff. gonna send you a stunning powerpoint >>> your email.
  20. TURKEY SOUP HUGE SUCCESS, all the way down to the first floor (from the 5th) It's just like Gooby Soup, with turkey instead of lamb shanks.