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  1. called home once told the mother id been thinking about SNOW ANGELS... she didnt know what i was on about & started CRYING - out of FEAR... about 14 hours ago from web
  2. i live 10min walk from work so colleagues MOCKED when i left early... "ive had 4 laccys today... 1 slip on the ice & ITS all over" LITERALLY about 15 hours ago from web
  3. ...my friend had me ROLLING when he slurred into my ear "i LOVE your floella benjamin doll" after seeing my golliwog toys #ThingsYouDontSay about 15 hours ago from web
  4. in particular i dont understand the thinking behind "REDUCED SERVICE"... if you can get 1 train through - put the rest through too! FUCKERS! about 15 hours ago from web
  5. am REALLY looking forward to my planned appearance in hackney wick tomorrow night... if the #uksnow pisses on my plans i will be FUMING... about 15 hours ago from web
  6. YOU NEVER KNOW: apparently i sleep talk complete crap... e.g. "they call me SNOWBELLA... it makes it easier to get on guestlists" #uksnow 12:54 PM Jan 5th from web
  7. had @ShellBelleHamm in stitches recently when we had chips... despite my request for "LARGE" being met i still RAKED the bin for leftovers 12:36 PM Jan 5th from web
  8. counts calories but my logic dont add up... REFUSING home cooked meals incase of 1 extra cal but having a "scottish takeaway" every few days 12:17 PM Jan 5th from web
  9. speaking of courting ladies... my friend just rang to say @courtneyloveuk is playing here just after valentines day... its a date... LOVE IT 12:11 PM Jan 5th from web
  10. "Rule Number One of the Southern Lady Conventions: a lady must be courted... & a gentleman must be patient" http://tinyurl.com/AVAPLAYA 11:47 AM Jan 5th from web
  11. recently realised its not my late nights making me late for work... its the going to sleep... face it - NO ONE wants to get up - EVER! FACT! 5:06 PM Jan 4th from web
  12. http://twitpic.com/worup - PRODUCT PLACEMENT... & this was THE BEST place to have it... 4th best shower of my life... 2:55 PM Jan 4th from TwitPic
  13. dont worry... my will power is legendary... I WILL RESIST... at least until the tunas been had... SOME things it just aint right to mix... 2:24 PM Jan 4th from txt
  14. always get the urge to scratch my ass hard in the shower... after a day in panties its like FINALLY! RELIEF! ...for real blud... 2:22 PM Jan 4th from txt
  15. take 2 bottles into the shower? NOT ME! ...am here with a can of tuna... so busy ive had to combine my eating & washing time slots... 2:09 PM Jan 4th from txt
  16. tragi-irony of Jon Pall Sigmarsson: "theres no point in being alive if you cant do the deadlift"... he died age 32 while doing the exercise 11:28 AM Jan 4th from web
  17. DID they have sex kitten mittens? NO! DID they have furry earmuffs? NO! ...i didnt even BOTHER to ask where one might find leg warmers... 10:53 AM Jan 4th from web
  18. just bought more ALLI from boots dot com... the online checks are rubbish... for all they know i could be abusing these pills... 5:55 AM Jan 4th from txt
  19. wonders where you are @poperamone... i have a banana here but wont eat it til you arrive as per your request... 1:11 AM Jan 4th from txt
  20. FUCK! really hope my neighbours didnt hear THAT... HOW embarrassing... should i delete the tweet? *skips to The Germs & trys to act normal* 10:32 AM Jan 3rd from web