craigshaffer
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COUNTRY GROUPIE: "Hello cowgirl in the band. I will do what you command. You have the power to beguile, with that leather cowgirl style."
1:59 PM Oct 22nd
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In retrospect, the Weathermen didn't know which way was the wind was blowing either but have since found shelter from the storm.
11:41 AM Oct 22nd
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One of my deep regrets from high school was not playing drums and going with Arielle Kebbl and Alyson Hannigan to Band Camp.
11:38 AM Oct 22nd
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In the kingdom of genus and species, even the scrabbly warthog, the mangy dingo, and the slavering hyena can find a loving mate. Beautiful.
1:50 PM Sep 22nd
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Running at a thousand miles an hour trying to catch my breath on a slew of simultaneous projects. No time to slow down to focus. ADRENALIN!
11:48 AM Sep 22nd
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I just read the fictional bio of "The World's Most Organized Man" who is hawking Paperport 12. I have Paperport but I am not he.
6:48 AM Sep 22nd
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wishes happy 51st birthday to Joan Jett and may she find hearts of gold.
6:12 AM Sep 22nd
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has warehouses full of backlogs.
6:10 AM Sep 22nd
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excels at making simple stuff complicated.
6:10 AM Sep 22nd
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I'm gonna ride that overdue project like a wild pony in the painted desert until it's done.
12:05 PM Sep 3rd
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CHINA CAT: I swear that Siamese cat is a Communist. It cries "Mao Mao Mao" for food then tries to give it equally to all the other animals.
1:06 PM Aug 29th
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COMCASTIC: The Slowskys--those pokey turtles in Comcast high-speed Internet ads--should be the Shlomos on Tel Aviv TV. After all, McDavids?
6:41 AM Aug 29th
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BAD PUN DEPT: Courtney Love protesting Hole Foods for selling squid and fancy salads.
6:31 AM Aug 29th
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MEDIA CLICHE ALERT: By 9/9/09, Lexis-Nexis reveals millions of instances of "Liberal Lion, epoch, era, legend, legacy, Camelot, icon, etc."
6:10 PM Aug 28th
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Deeply inspired by Solzhenitsyn's story of oppression, Hermann decided to leave America and go live on the Guano Archipelago in the Pacific.
10:21 PM Aug 27th
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CHE FAN: "it's too bad Che onDemand isn't getting any press. i enjoyed watching it on my couch. Everyone watch Che, it's on onDemand."
10:14 PM Aug 27th
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I've been anxiously scouring "Spiderman" fan sites for rumors about a hush-hush sequel: "SPIDERMAN VI: DOC OCTOPUS VS. OCTOMOM."
7:22 PM Aug 27th
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Hey wankers. I got crates of stompin' punk rawk albums for sale. Cheap. Ya get a fckeng taxpayer rebate under the Clash For Punkers deal.
6:51 PM Aug 27th
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Child born in Kabul. Fruit of Heaven! Oh how he will shine as one among many. Thus we shall name him Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah.
6:20 PM Aug 27th
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Born and raised in Hell, Michigan, Les grew up to be a flashy dresser, fast talker, and a lethal closer a.k.a. The Salesman from Hell.
5:56 PM Aug 27th
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- Name Craig Shaffer
- Location Virginia, USA
- Web http://www.matrix...
- Bio I'm a poet, visual artist, writer, journalist, and photographer wandering this strange and wonderful world.
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