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craigmceldowney

Super last minute show tonight! Playing a 30 minute solo set then hopping on pots and pans with #BlindPony. I'm on at 8:30PM. #CinemaBar 5:27 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
“@ImTracyMorgan: I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch, So now I have 100....”, your move @dretzkaveli 5:37 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
BorowitzReport Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads. 6:20 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by craigmceldowney and 390 others
@alan_tudyk FYI shower scene w/Thor & Hulk much more tasteful than y'd expect. And the bad guys win! Enjoy th'movie! #SpoilerAlert #Avengers 10:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPad
Hitting the skins in #90042 tonight w/ Blind Pony at RicRoc tattoo on Fig. It's better than tequilacahol poisoning. #CinquoDeDrinko 5:38 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPad
VIP @ Coachella, San Diego with old and new friends, and now back to LA. C'mon week. I know you're gonna be a mamahumper, so let's #DoTHIS! 9:30 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Please, please tell me they'll have a paper doll tupac... brokechella.com #brokechellla 9:33 AM Apr 20th via TweetDeck
One of the more clever recruiting notes I've seen. From the headers on a Zappos image request: twitter.com/craigmceldowne… 10:39 AM Apr 18th via TweetDeck
Last minute notice: #gig tomorrow 4/12 @ #CinemaBar in #CulverCity. On drums with #BlindPony. On 9:30. Free show. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife 11:32 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPad
“@ImTracyMorgan: I love coco puff, but hate popo cuff.” -- whatcha think, @dretzkaveli 11:30 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPad
Hey nerds; 2nd #drupal contrib module: Media Mover: Upload to Vimeo. Surprised nobody did this before, so here ya go: drupal.org/project/mm_vim… 11:41 PM Apr 5th via TweetDeck
@steverifkin I call it having a healthy work/life balance 12:45 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPad in reply to steverifkin
msonnabaum Want a free performance audit? Cache your fucking views. 10:37 AM Apr 4th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by craigmceldowney and 7 others
@steverifkin Next stop, nginx... extremetech.com/computing/1239… 8:14 AM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
ImTracyMorgan I don't think I could ever stab someone... I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun. 7:21 AM Mar 29th via Twuffer Retweeted by craigmceldowney and 234 others
Anyone have a full copy of OS X 10.5. I did a full purchase of it, so no shadiness here, I just can't find the disk and need it for a friend 2:56 PM Mar 26th via TweetDeck
@RedRedRobyn Nawp. We're good. See you soon. 1:20 PM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@RedRedRobyn great. Now everyone on twitter knows I'm married. So much for my chance with.... Um.... NVM i'm alright. Can y'grab cilantro? 1:16 PM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
birbigs I treat my body like it's a rental. 5:30 AM Mar 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by craigmceldowney and 158 others
ImTracyMorgan Dear Noah, You said the boat wouldn't leave until 5! Sincerely, The Unicorns 7:41 PM Mar 18th via web Retweeted by craigmceldowney and 222 others