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  1. Fuck you@dougmelvin. And fuck you too @kenmacha. I'll hook up with another team and show you!
  2. At least one of us worldseries ring holder keeps our dignity intact, Suppan.
  3. RBI Bitches!
  4. @dalesveum says I am starting tonight. I better or else Rickie will cost us another game with that little league fielding shit.
  5. How did you all like that hit. I am going to slap Hart upside his redneck head for that strikeout.
  6. Motherfucking @dalesveum didn't start me? What is this shit, asshole? I'm a playoff vet. I got rings!
  7. Oh and all you pussies screaming at me in the 7th, suck it.
  8. Just woke up, damn, what a hangover. I got laid last night because of a walk.
  9. @themosey Dale knows his shit.. let's see you hit that pitch motherfucker.
  10. Look who is drawing walks and scoring runs now!
  11. I am batting 7th again? Don't you learn your lesson @dalesveum? I have a World Series ring, don't fuck with me.
  12. We would have won if I was batting leadoff. Now I have to deal with all these pussies who made us lose.
  13. Yeah @dalesveum I told you to bat me leadoff, Mikey doesn't have any damn hits.
  14. @dalesveum what is this crap I hear about Mikey leadoff? I bat .330 in the lead off spot. Batting me 7th... I outta do what I did to Ned.
  15. You don't want my wrath @dalesveum. Notice when we started losing and when I stopped starting.
  16. @dalesveum I know you are a man I can count on... if you know what I mean... *cough*
  17. I got tired of Ned not playing me, so I had him fired. You people don't know the power I have. Why do you think they keep signing me?
  18. It is my birthday today! @nedyost better start me tonight. But not tomorrow because I will be hung the fuck over.
  19. JJ sit on the bench. Ned had to be reminded I bat over .300 against Peavy. I reminded him upside the back of his head today
  20. Starting again at third. Branyan and Hall should be so jealous. I might even try and get on base tonight.