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  1. The level 3 setting is reserved for funerals. I've never tried any lower. Frankly I don't think my Snarkolator even has an "off" position. 12:19 PM Nov 27th from web
  2. For comparison, I keep the Snarkolator around 8.5 for day-to-day sarcasm, but drop way down to 5 when meeting someone's parents. 12:17 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. Watched four back-to-back episodes of MST3K last night, so today my Snarking Device is set to 11. You've been warned. 12:12 PM Nov 27th from web
  4. hmm do I have one more episode in me? Let's see what The Dice suggest... S06E05 Colossus vs the Headhunters. I may not survive this one. 12:24 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. rolling 2d12 to pick my next episode... aaaaand it's S07E03 Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell 8:59 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. Staging my own Turkey Day MST3K marathon. Next up, S08E12, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies. 7:07 PM Nov 26th from web
  7. Eek, scratch that. Store is mobbed. Fleeing in terror. No pie this year. 4:28 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  8. Purchasing my traditional Thanksgiving TV dinner. And pie. 4:24 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  9. Use the power of mental thinking! 12:44 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. Not sure I have the energy to venture into the city for @marianne_m's birthday drinkup tonight. Need someone to talk me into being sociable. 4:47 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Somehow I've gone my whole life without ever seeing any American Apparel advertising. Now I hear it's offensive, so where can I find some? 11:57 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. Well that did indeed hurt. "The neutrinos have evolved into a new atomic particle!" Facepalm. 10:56 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  13. Seated and waiting for 2012, against my protestations. This is gonna hurt. 7:41 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  14. One complaint about The Walking Dead Compendium: at 3 inches thick and 6 pounds, it's kinda hard to hold while reading on the toilet. 6:25 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  15. Wouldn't mind a souvenir copy of Origin with bananaman's vile intro, but can't be bothered going to Berkeley to hunt one down. 10:40 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  16. But some are reporting the giveaway was quickly moved up to today to evade protests, so tomorrow might be too late to score a free book. 8:38 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. Tomorrow is the day Ray "Banana Man" Comfort will infect campuses with his hateful lies. But hey, free book! http://dontdissdarwin.com 8:23 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. elder things, shining trapezohedron, tarry stickiness, twilight abysses, nameless scent, shunned house, attic laboratory, membraneous wings 8:53 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. Amazon's "Statistically Improbable Phrases" for a typical H.P. Lovecraft anthology are pretty awesome. 8:50 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. @twentyfoursix they might keep printing as long as it keeps selling, but the campfire says it could be a limited edition collection thing. 4:39 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to twentyfoursix