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  1. Garden completely dead. Thanks for the help watering, Adam.
  2. "Nancy Pelosi Puts a Stop to the Michael Jackson Bill" Thank you, Senator Pelosi.
  3. "First Microsoft retail stores to open this fall" Didn't they already do this? I seem to remember the Metreon had a Microsoft store.
  4. Spent my last night in Massachusetts bullshitting with Cameron and my Uncle. So much fun, wish I didn't have to leave, but SD calls me.
  5. Saw an advanced screening of "Funny People." Pretty damn fucking funny.
  6. Hot tomato soup, grilled cheese sandwich, and motherly love.
  7. @TJXenos @tommyvon The best part is that Mix 98.5 is taking their frequency, and a sports station going 98.5. Going to be a hilarious day
  8. Saw the midnight showing of the new Harry Potter movie (not my idea). The scenes and sets were beautiful but story too pubescent & no plot.
  9. Brazil wants jail bait? Well who doesn't #BrazilWantsJB
  10. @websoup The Hunger; a story of how excessive eye make-up and low blood sugar result in vehicular manslaughter.
  11. @websoup She hit that guy so hard with her car she knocked him back to ancient egypt and made him think he was a vampire!
  12. @websoup Symptoms of The Hunger may include compulsive shoving, inappropriate leather jacket wearing, blood drool, glowing and tone deafness
  13. Wasted so much time I should have spent with family. 3 more family members to see and yet I managed to watch 1 season + 9 eps of Dexter.
  14. Whats a good comeback for when somebody says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH? http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg
  15. Roe v. Wade decision specifically established McCorvey’s right to an abortion, she’s since become a staunch activist against the procedure.
  16. I feel bad for anybody driving a Mercury Sable in California right now. Twitter is apparently now the world wide broadcast for AMBER alerts.
  17. Supposed to go over Dad's but Mom took off with Cam's purse in her car including her car keys. Ooooooh MENT.
  18. @helixblue Finally get that hacking conviction out of the records and want to come out from under your pseudonym?
  19. @jadzia OMG WTF BBQ?
  20. Great minds think a-like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...